tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78924043987476414432024-02-02T01:57:44.485-08:00ASTROLOGY,ASTROLOGY TOPICS,ASTROLOGY RADIO TOPICS, #1 ASTROLOGY WEB SITE,ASTROLOGER FARLEY MALORRUSTHIS IS A BLOG PROMOTING www.radioastrology.com the GREATEST WEB SITE IN THE WORLD "BY DONATION" that teaches, explains, and opens one's mind to the basics of ASTROLOGY, METAPHYSICS, and SPIRITUALITY. It is a auto biography of how BLESSED MY LIFE BECAME and how blessed it is due to my Spiritual Evolution and Open Mindedness. It makes no judgements of anyone or anythingFarley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.comBlogger295125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-4379253054761305512010-07-07T20:24:00.000-07:002010-07-07T20:29:55.389-07:00CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE(S) 7/7/2010 BY FARLEY MALORRUS310-415-9222 for CONTACT.<br />I'm Farley Malorrus, World Famous for Earthquake Predictions using Astrology. THE SWARM of CALIFORNIA Earthquakes occurring this year in 2010 is NO MISTAKE. Just the beginning in fact of much bigger, longer, and more intense quakes going into 2011. THE PLANET URANUS and the PLANET SATURN are OPPOSITE EACH other in the Universe right now, for a while and this creates HAVOC with Earth plates and shelves. Especially the 'ring of fire,' where California is hitched. Sadly, I was able to accurately predict the KOBE and Northridge quakes both within 24 hours. AT THis time, all I can say is "it's Earthquake Season" in Calfifornia and anything goes. I'm hoping a major city like Los Angeles, San Diego, or San Francisco won't be damaged by these quakes but anything is possible. Earthquake insurance is a lotto, actually with only the losers at the epicenter being covered. IT's a huge state, and the Earthquake insurance folks make a ton of money on paranoia.<br />What I would do is be aware that the Quake season is here; don't be caught off guard; don't be shocked, and look for the BIG ONE, as perhaps 7.1 is not being too pessimistic as to what we could expect.<br />BLess us all.<br />FARLEY MALORRUS 7/7/2010Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-83269803610023624532008-11-20T16:25:00.001-08:002008-11-20T16:26:33.275-08:00CLICK ME TO HEAR MY VOICE AND TO GO TO RADIOASTROLOGY ON THE WEB!<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span>CLICK THE ABOVE! TO HEAR ME, HURRY!<br />FARLEY MALORRUSFarley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-18941434860788407832008-11-20T16:22:00.000-08:002008-11-20T16:24:52.691-08:00ASTROLOGY, ASTROLOGY, ASTROLOGY, TAUGHT ON THE WEB FOR FREE<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span>IN CASE YOU WANT A COMPLETE COURSE IN ASTROLOGY, GO TO http://www.radioastrology.com and literally LEARN ALL ABOUT ASTROLOGY FREE (BY DONATION FOR THOSE WITH A HEART)(HE HAS NO HEART!)<br /><br />ALSO, <br />SCROLL DOWN THIS PAGE TO LISTEN TO ANY AND ALL OF OUR "COMMERCIAL FREE TOPICS" OR SEE OUR FREE EBOOK, GOOGLE, "TWILIGHT'S FIRST GLEAMING" OR FARLEY MALORRUS, Until it comes up.<br /><br />HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!<br /><br />FARLEY MALORRUSFarley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-26339778509262806222008-11-03T23:08:00.000-08:002008-11-03T23:33:55.351-08:00OBAMA WINS IN A LANDSLIDE I THINKOBAMA WINS IN A LANDSLIDE I THINK<br />By Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com<br />Hello Everyone, Farley Malorrus here...<br />HAPPY ELECTION DAY!<br />We are in the middle of a FIERCE SCORPIO MOON WOBBLE and even though the PITTSBURGH STEELERS UPSET the Washington Redskins, which means after 17 elections that OBAMA WILL WIN and that the incumbent party of the White House will lose..<br /><br />Still Considering the Mess of the last 2 elections, and the FACT I don't trust the American Political System, or the American Judicial System, with the Moon Wobble, I have some serious objections to what the results of tomorrows elections will be as to whether IT WOULD EVEN BE FAIR OR ACCURATE.<br />I don't care for the "electoral college," situation in the first place, and wonder if we even still have a democracy since George Bush took office.<br /><br />Astrologically, a LEO is what we need right now (OBAMA) which means leadership in Astrology (Like Clinton), and someone to guide us into a state of balance from the awful imbalance of the Republican administration from the last 8 years (no offense as I feel Bush did his best.) <br /><br />The planets are plain weird..Jupiter Moon Eclipse in Capricorn, Mars Sun in Scorpio, Pluto headed for Capricorn any day now for 20 years (United States having it's 1st Pluto Return could be interesting..) <br /><br />Really, I hope the best for both candidates and the USA, but I just smell something rotten in Denmark (THE US)....Astrologically OBAMA should WIN, but to be honest, because I feel the game is rigged and because of all the Astrological afflictions as mentioned above, that McCAIN may walk away with it, due to a miscount, recount, or another Supreme Court ruling. THe TRUTH is OBAMA should win in a LANDSLIDE and if he does JUSTICE AND DEMOCRACY is restored....but if McCain wins in a cheat, I shudder to think what might happen should he die the next 4 years, Palin is President and we have a MAJOR WORLD CRISIS (MAYAN PROPHECY 2012)...<br />I LOVE YOU ALL.<br />VISIT MY WEB SITE and LISTEN TO MY TOPICS:<br />www.radioastrology.com PLEASE and make a DONATION or buy a CD if you can!<br /><br />FARLEY MALORRUSFarley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-30287050276692478152008-10-09T16:02:00.000-07:002008-10-09T16:11:09.950-07:00ALQAEDAWINSWAR<span style="font-weight:bold;"></span>The War is OVER, AL QAEDA HAS WON<br />BY FARLEY MALORRUS<br />www.radioastrology.com<br /><br />CONGRATULATIONS to George Bush and his cronies for losing the War against Al Qaeda, and allowing "Them" to bring America to it's knees.<br /><br />With 6 days of triple digit losses in the Stock Market, bringing total damage to American Wealth to now 8.33 Trillion, and with the BAIL OUT GIVING MONEY TO THE GANGSTER CORPORATIONS (AIG) and others who created this MESS, INSTEAD OF GIVING The 8.33 TRILLION dollars the American public has lost since last year, the BUSH ADMINISTRATION has done it's deed by destroying America from within, using the War as a smokescreen.<br />WHo is the villain here? I would assume GEORGE BUSH SHOULD BE IMPEACHED for near 100's of acts of money misappropriation, and for carrying on an illegal war which has served as an excellent distraction to the destruction of the American Economy.<br /><br />How is it that RICH CONGRESSMEN and WOMEN, and The Wealthy President of the United States can take care of their own money and their own wealth, but THROW THE USA into a 53 Trillion dollar loss since BUSH was elected?<br /><br />WHo the heck voted for this guy? ANyone wish to admit it?<br /><br />I suggest www.rednecksforobama.net for some comic relief and LOGIC.<br /><br />As to what we do now?<br />Heck, stock up on bottled water, food, spare cash, gold if you can afford it, ammo for your weapons, rechargeable spotlights, a generator, and plenty of wood for your fireplace, as the old USA aint what it used to be, pardon my French.<br /><br />This is Farley Malorrus from www.radioastrology.com<br /><br />That's THE WORLD AS I SEE IT...Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-39453011703312197942008-10-08T20:10:00.000-07:002008-10-08T20:11:36.597-07:00<a href="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-39210339704703195922008-10-08T20:00:00.001-07:002008-10-08T20:07:08.332-07:00RADIOASTROLOGY<strong></strong>Welcome to the Journal from Farley Malorrus ALL ABOUT ASTROLOGY, THE WORLD, SPIRITUALITY, METAPHYSICS, CONCEPTS OF KARMA, and anything PARANORMAL.<br /><br />THIS JOURNAL HAS MOVED FROM AOL, "THANKFULLY," TO THE WONDEFUL WORLD OF BLOGSPOT! THANK YOU BLOGSPOT! I welcome your membership or decision to subscribe to this journal and peruse it's wealth of information, entertainment, and as a guide for our web site:<br /><br />http:/www.radioastrology.com <br /><br />where you will find 100's of commercial free RADIO AUDIO TOPICS, and I POD Casts, all FREE, BY DONATION.<br />ENJOY, and there are no accidents, so if it is your time to LEARN THIS STUFF, you've come to the right place. GOD BLESS YOU FOR VISITING MY JOURNAL!<br />FARLEY MALORRUS<br />www.radioastrology.comFarley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-85766445228924632602008-09-29T13:12:00.000-07:002008-10-08T18:35:41.728-07:00INTUITIVE LOOK AT THE FUTURE If McCain Pallin win, or if OBAMA BIDEN win..By Farley Malorrus<a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-049417599629261866 visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3bD-EdUJLw&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3bD-EdUJLw&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3bD-EdUJLw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></object><p><font size="6">My TAKE on McCain, Obama, Pallin, and Biden, Spiritually from a non partison independent, who is quite intuitive..</font></p><p><font size="6">unscripted</font></p><p><font size="6"><br/></font></p>
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<div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Pallin+Biden+Debate">Pallin Biden Debate</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/McCain+Obama+Debate">McCain Obama Debate</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/End+of+Democracy">End of Democracy</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Communisn+in+U.S.">Communisn in U.S.</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/New+World+Order">New World Order</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Smokescreen+and+fooling+Americans">Smokescreen and fooling Americans</a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-70269179178584313482008-09-26T00:58:00.000-07:002008-10-08T18:35:41.728-07:00U.S. Government, President, Congress Gone MAD, PLEASE READ AND FORWARD to as many as Possible!<P><STRONG><FONT face="Arial Black" size=4>UPDATE: 9/29/08</FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT face="Arial Black" size=4>700 Billion Bailout FAILS, VOTED DOWN BY HOUSE REPUBLICANS fearing LOSING ELECTIONS IN NOVEMBER...</FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT face="Arial Black" size=4>"THE people are the ones who need the money, NOT THE CORPORATIONS." I'll stand by that statement.<BR/>Farley Malorrus</FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P><STRONG><FONT face="Arial Black">(You would think they were TRYING TO CREATE AN APOCALYPSE and the END OF THE WORLD. I SAY THEE NAY!!!)</FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><STRONG><FONT face="Arial Black" size=5>Has the U.S. Government Gone Mad? Dr. Phil says, "Bullsh*t" about the bail out on Letterman..I say FIRE THEM ALL. Read this and FORWARD TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE. FIRE THE POLITICIANS. NO MORE INCUMBANTS! YOU'RE FIRED.</FONT></STRONG></P>
<P><SPAN id=ctl00_ctl00_cpMain_cpMain_BulletinRead_ltl_body><FONT size=2><STRONG><FONT size=4>THE US GOVERNMENT IS CRAZY, BUSH GONE MAD, CONGRESS INSANE<BR/>700 BILLION TO THE PEOPLE NOT </FONT></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN><FONT size=2><STRONG><FONT size=4>CORPORATIONS YOU IDIOTS</FONT><BR/>By Farley Malorrus<BR/></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZmFybGV5YXN0cm9sb2d5LmNvbQ=="><FONT size=2><STRONG>farleyastrology. com</STRONG></FONT></A><BR/><BR/><BR/><FONT size=2><STRONG>Not to Criticize, I AM A PATRIOT, but this GOVERNEMENT, PRESIDENT, and CONGRESS ARE NUTSO,INSANE, WACKO, LUNATICS, OUT OF THEIR MINDS, RETARDED, SICK, and A BUNCH OF CROOKS WITH NO BRAINS.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/>(NO OFFENSE)!!!<BR/><BR/>WE NEED TO GIVE THE 700 BILLION to the 4.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/>7 million UNEMPLOYED, and ALL THOSE HOMEOWNERS in FORECLOSURE TO PAY THEIR FREAKING MORTGAGES and FIX THE MORTGAGE COMPANIES from the BOTTOM UP, not from the RICH DOWN!<BR/><BR/>WHO'S CHAIN YOU YANKING DUBYA? YOU KIDDING ME?<BR/>IN an economy this sick you need CITIZENS TO SPEND MONEY, SO YOU GIVE THE ONES WHO NEED IT, FORECLOSED HOMEOWNERS, HOMELESS, UNEMPLOYED, the 700 BILLION, and let them feed whatever CORPORATIONS THEY CHOOSE, not what BIG GOVERNMENT CHOOSES BLOCKHEADS. I'm TICKED OFF, as THIS IS NOT A CURE THEY OFFER, IT IS PURE DISASTER, and should they give Money to the Corporations, they might as well blow it out the window. PEOPLE NEED HELP NOT CORPORATIONS DODO BIRD.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/><BR/>WILL SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE? THEWORLD IS GONE MAD, and THE LEADERS ARE INSANE.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/><BR/>PEOPLE NEED MONEY.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>HELLO? ANYONE OUT THERE LISTENING TO ME?<BR/>PEOPLE NEED MONEY.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>SEND EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN "IN NEED" $35,000 each, to PAY UP THEIR BILLS, MORTGAGES, AND INSURANCE COMPANIES to keep them alive.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>YOU GIVE THE MONEY TO THE SHOPPERS NOT THE SELLERS IDIOTS!!!<BR/><BR/>Arrrrggghhhhhh...IT drivesme MAD how the American PUBLIC SWALLOWS THIS BULLSH*T AND HOW THEY JUST LET THIS CORRUPT, INSANE GOVERNMENT DO AS THEY PLEASE, getting ready to put yet ANOTHER PAIR OF ORANGUTANGS IN OFFICE, to throw the U.S back into the 3rd WORLD SO THAT THE AL QUAEDA, BIN LADEN, and all the "So called Terrorists" will win the War. Their Plan, BANKRUPT THE U.S.A.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/>, and throw us all into a DEPRESSION!<BR/><BR/>GIVE THE MONEY TO THE UNEMPLOYED, HOMELESS, and THOSE WHOM ARE BEING FORECLOSED not the STUPID CORPORATIONS WHO DON'T HAVE A CLUE and who have been RIPPING US ALL OFF FOR YEARS (AIG TOOK $150,000 OVER what my Dad's life insurance policy, they are theives, and the US wants to GIVE THEM MONEY)<BR/><BR/>THIS IS LUNACY..<BR/><BR/>WHAT'S NEXT IN THIS CIRCUS CALLED LIFE.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE, the WORLD HAS GONE MAD..<BR/>GIVE THE MONEY TO THE PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, not the CORPORATIONS you IDIOTIC, MORONIC excuses for LEADERSHIP.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/><BR/>I SAY FIRE THEM ALL.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>NO INCUMBENTS ALLOWED NEXT TERM. YOU ARE ALL FIRED.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>NEW LEADERSHIP FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>IF OBAMA WINS, and SOMEONE SHOOTS HIM, it will make RODNEY KING LOOK LIKE A JOKE. WE ARE TALKING REVOLUTION HERE IF SOMEONE HARMS THAT MAN. PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS! IT'S CRITICAL TO THE SAFETY and FUTURE OF THE USA.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>I'm OUT.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>FARLEY MALORRUS<BR/></STRONG></FONT><A href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnJhZGlvYXN0cm9sb2d5LmNvbQ=="><FONT size=2><STRONG>www. radioastrology. com</STRONG></FONT></A><BR/><BR/><FONT size=2><STRONG>Have a nice day. Yeah right, $700,000,000,000 to Corporations, and I quote Dr. Phil on David Letterman, It's BULLSH*T.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/><BR/>THIS COUNTRY HAS GONE TO THE DOGS!!! SOMEONE HELP US!<BR/>PLEASE POST AND FORWARD THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN BOARDS TO AS MANY PEOPLE WHO WILL READ IT, SO THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WE ARE NOT STONED, DRUNK, OR STUPID, ENOUGH TO FALL FOR SUCH A DUMB PLAN FOR 'RECOVERY.' RECOVERY FOR WHO, MR. BIG? GIVE ME A BREAK.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/><BR/>FORWARD THIS! THANKS.<BR style="DISPLAY: none"/>FARLEY MALORRUS<BR/>310-415-9222 IF YOU NEED ME.</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_PostText">100.
Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or
cramping or something. Main Reason: To avoid going out with you. And
remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.<br/><br/>99.
Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their
legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s
trying to keep herself in line.<br/><br/>98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.<br/><br/>97.
Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want
her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often
as possible.<br/><br/>96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.<br/><br/>95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.<br/><br/>94.
Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with
other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.<br/><br/>93.
Girls who say, “I love sports!” are lying. Girls who ask you what time
the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about,
are not.<br/><br/>92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she’s most fertile.<br/><br/>91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.<br/><br/>90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.<br/><br/>89.
A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a
$500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friends will ask where she
got it.<br/><br/>88. “If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and
Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate,
Thursday is too late.”—Claire, 27<br/><br/>87. Your female coworkers are
obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male
counterparts—and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant
is irrelevant to the discussion.<br/><br/>86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.<br/><br/>85.
A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200
years, so unless she’s Norwegian, her towhead might be bottled.<br/><br/>84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute—scientific proof most women are decent in bed.<br/><br/>83. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.<br/><br/>82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.<br/><br/>81.
The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re
lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the
other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.<br/><br/>80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.<br/><br/>79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.<br/><br/>78.
“I hate when my boyfriend is sweaty and tries to lie down on top of me
or cuddle after I’ve come. Wait five minutes.”—Erin, 21<br/><br/>77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.<br/><br/>76.
She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming
and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you. <br/><br/>75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.<br/><br/>74.
“Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding
themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled
freedom.”—Suzy, 31<br/><br/>73. Over the course of her life, a woman will
use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped
her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.<br/><br/>72. During
emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it
should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives
them more practice.<br/><br/>71. “Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do—lower abdomen, nipples—we just get rid of them.”—Katie, 26<br/><br/>70.
Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with
other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re
lesbians . . . she still won't approve.<br/><br/>69. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.<br/><br/>68.
Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana,
lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of
100,000-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas,
California: 114 males for every 100 females.<br/><br/>67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”<br/><br/>66.
They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick
a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable
theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.<br/><br/>65. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win. The best way . . . be honest with her and dump her.<br/><br/>64. An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man has brown hair and blue eyes.<br/><br/>63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women ages 18 to 59 hold out for their honeymoon.<br/><br/>62.
A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40
percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for
a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent. <br/><br/>61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.<br/><br/>60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.<br/><br/>59. “When I’m drunk, I can’t come. Not even with a vibrator.”—Lauren, 35<br/><br/>58. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.<br/><br/>57.
Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this
out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash.<br/><br/>56. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.<br/><br/>54.
A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while
and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they
can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,” says
Evie, 22. <br/><br/>53. According to the American Association of Facial
Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Angelina Jolie’s lips were the most
requested celebrity feature among all female patients in 2004.<br/><br/>52.
Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she
secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long
hair.<br/><br/>51. Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as
“not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only
if she’s at least slightly buzzed.<br/><br/>50. Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet—which they can’t stand.<br/><br/>49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.<br/><br/>48. Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure.<br/><br/>47.
According to the U.S. Bureau of Statistics, 23 percent of 18- to
34-year-old women live with their parents, versus 31 percent of you
losers.<br/><br/>46. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you
won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed
doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild. Jäger helps.<br/><br/>45. Twenty-three percent of Maxim magazine readers are women.<br/><br/>44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.<br/><br/>41.
If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares
what you think of her and she already has what she wants, your money.
But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.<br/><br/>40. About half of all brides will lose a good friend over a ridiculous bridesmaid squabble. <br/><br/>39. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.<br/><br/>38.
Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess,
Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like
some peace and quiet. <br/><br/>37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.<br/><br/>36.
“At one point or another, I’ve gone through your things looking for any
evidence from past relationships. I’m talking photographs, postcards,
mementos, address books, diaries. If you don’t like it, get rid of this
stuff before letting me in your apartment. It’s not about trust; it’s
about curiosity, and it drives us crazy till it’s been
satiated.”—Caroline, 28<br/><br/>35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.<br/><br/>34.
Chick rock strikes a deeply primal chord inside women while
simultaneously revolting men. Just sit back and let her sing the Sarah
McLachlan or Ani DiFranco song. It’s only about four minutes long.<br/><br/>33. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing. Shasta!<br/><br/>32.
Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star
hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.<br/><br/>31.
Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean
linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP.<br/><br/>30. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 21<br/><br/>29. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.<br/><br/>28. Breast augmentation surgery has grown by 257 percent since 1997. The most popular size? C-cup. As if you didn’t know.<br/><br/>27.
Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to
bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O
shots off some skank’s cleavage.<br/><br/>26. Put down the Drakkar and grab a box of Good & Plenty. Women are turned on by the scent of black licorice.<br/><br/>25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.<br/><br/>24. A good but flawed man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.<br/><br/>23. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.<br/><br/>22.
If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you
that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.<br/><br/>21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.<br/><br/>20. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.<br/><br/>19. The more piercings she has, the more places she’ll let you put it.<br/><br/>18. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.<br/><br/>17. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.<br/><br/>16. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.<br/><br/>15. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.<br/><br/>14. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.<br/><br/>13. “Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay.”—Elena, 28<br/><br/>12.
Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation.
The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise
known as chumps.<br/><br/>11. She likes one of your friends.<br/><br/>10.
Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them
feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly
girls for the same reason.<br/><br/>9. The minute she decides she’s even
mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what
your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.<br/><br/>8.
Sixty percent of women in the United States color their hair, according
to L’Oréal (who are obviously hoping they can peer-pressure the other
40 percent).<br/><br/>7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid. <br/><br/>6.
Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your
five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your
inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)<br/><br/>5. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.<br/><br/>4. Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?<br/><br/>3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”<br/><br/>2. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.<br/><br/>1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.</span>
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<p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><b><br/></b></p><p><b>Licorice</b></p> FROM: http://www.womens-health-symmetry.com/licorice.html<br/><br/><p>
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Licorice is a perennial herb native to southern Europe, Asia and the Mediterranean.</p><p> The herb is extensively cultivated in Russia, Spain, Iran and India.</p><p> Licorice is one of the most popular and widely consumed herbs in the world.</p><p>
</p><p>Although many know this herb for its flavoring in candy, licorice is believed to contains many health benefits.</p><p> Ancient cultures on every continent have used licorice, with the first recorded use by the Egyptians in the 3rd century BC. </p><p> The Egyptians and the Greeks recognized the licorice herb's benefits in treating coughs and lung disease.</p><p>
Licorice is the second most prescribed herb in China followed by
ginseng, it is suggested for dealing with the spleen, liver and kidney.
</p><p> The Japanese use a licorice preparation to control hepatitis.</p><p>
The most common medical use for licorice is for supporting upper respiratory track health.</p><p>
The main constituent found in the root is glycyrrhizin. The plant also
contains various sugars (14%), starches (30%), flavonoids, saponoids,
sterols, amino acids, gums, and essential oil. Glycyrrhizin, stimulates
the secretion of the adrenal cortex hormone aldosterone.</p><p>
</p><p>Licorice is effective as a cough suppressant. Licorice rhizomes
have a high mucilage content which, when mixed with water or used in
cough drops, soothe mucous membranes. </p><p> Licorice apparently also has an expectorant effect which increases the secretion of the bronchial glands.</p><p> Licorice is thought to be an effective to soothe throat, lung, and bronchial membranes.
</p><p>Homeopathic use of licorice for gastric irritation dates back to the first century. </p><p> Today, herbal preparations are used to support the digestive system. </p><p> Rarely used alone, licorice is a common component of many herbal teas as mild laxative, a diuretic, and for flatulence. </p><p> Licorice has also been known to soothe joints and support normal blood sugar. </p><p>
The licorice root extract produces mild estrogenic effects, and it has
proven useful in supporting stress of menopause and menstruation.</p><p>
</p><p>The constituent glycyrrhizin is 50 times sweeter than sugar, making it a widely used ingredient in the food industry. </p><p> The distinctive flavor of licorice makes it a popular additive to baked confections, liqueurs, ice cream and candies. </p><p> Licorice is also widely used in medicines to mask bitter tastes and also to prevent pills from sticking together.</p><p>
</p><p>Licorice has also been used in poultices for control of
dermatitis and skin infections. It helps to open the pores and is used
in combination with other cleansing and healing herbs as an emollient.</p><p>
Common Use: Licorice is an ingredient in many cough medicines and a
popular and well known remedy for bronchial distress. Licorice can have
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"DEFECTION" Chapter</a>......(<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">FIFTH PANZER</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">A NOVEL I AM WRITING</a>)
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">FLASHBACK BY <span class="correction" id="">C</span>OLONEL BAKER C COMPANY BEFORE CROSSING INTO GERMANY</a>.....
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">"It was late morning and the foggy <span class="correction" id="">myst</span> wore off</a>...<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">I could hear the sound of tanks in the distance</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">It sounded like a stampede of 1000 horses</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The men were spent but frisky</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and although we had no tank support</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">we did have artillery</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and attitude</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The column got closer</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and eventually shadows could be seen over the horizon of their approach</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">It looked like a company or maybe a division</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">We had 120 men</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">exhausted</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">tired</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and mentally freaked out from the previous 4 days of non stop battle</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">300 of our guys dead</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The order was given to "Lock and Load</a>.<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">" With tank traps set</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">mines placed</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">snipers in place</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">bazookas in the trees</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and artillery on call so we watched and waited</a>........<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The tanks stopped</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">as did the rest of the approaching German battalian</a>.<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The silence was <span class="correction" id="">eery</span></a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Sorely outnumbered</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">without radio</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and cornered in a ravine</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">I knew nothing else to do but sweat in 40 degree weather</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and Pray</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The tanks opened fire</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">as the sound of 88's roared</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and started to pound us</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">A decision had to be made</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">as we were spotted</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Cut and run or fight</a>....<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">"
"I called in the spot</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and the Artillery opened up like the Gates of Hell itself had opened</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">I saw most of my guys trying to keep their heads down</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">as the German Regiment opened up on us and scattered</a>. <ahref="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">I couldn't understand why they stopped</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">they paused</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and seemed to just stare at us</a>...<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">It was a conundrum</a>.....<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">"</a><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">DEFECTION</a>)
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">CURRENT TIME
"Vat <span class="correction" id="">iz</span> <span class="correction" id="">Zis</span></a>? <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The Commander <span class="correction" id="">ist</span> Dead</a>? <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Rommel <span class="correction" id="">ist</span> Dead</a>? <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">VAS</a>?
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall"><span class="correction" id="">Nein</span></a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall"><span class="correction" id="">NEIN</span></a>!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall"><span class="correction" id="">ZIS</span> CANNOT BE TRUE</a>? <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">HOW DID <span class="correction" id="">ZIS</span> HAPPEN</a>???????????? <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">OUR COMMANDER KILLED BY THE <span class="correction" id="">FUHRER</span></a>?<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">"
"It is true</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Rommel was forced to take poison when Hitler found out he was in on the assassination attempt</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">in fact</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">set up to be the new President of a Democratic Germany</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Rommel's family was threatened if he insisted on a trial</a>; <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">he had no choice to save his beloved wife and son</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">It was fast</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">as they drove off he drank the cyanide</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">died in seconds</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and buried with all Military Honor</a>......<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Erwin Rommel</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">the "Desert Fox</a>,<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">" The "Hero of Germany</a>,<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">" the man responsible for the Invasion of Europe and Africa is dead</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">by <span class="correction" id="">Hitlers</span> cronies</a>.
(<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Pregnant pause as General Von Brandt sinks deep into introspection</a>)
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">"Bring <span class="correction" id="">ze</span> high command of the <span class="correction" id="">Battlion</span> to my tent immediately</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">We are holding the south flank of defense right now</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">but the men must know</a>...<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">" </a></b></font> ( (Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-52314116219268677102008-03-09T11:29:00.000-07:002008-10-08T18:35:41.733-07:00Farley Malorrus Dancing to Super Tramp Recent<font size="4"><b><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">"Men</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">our leader</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Rommel</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">is dead</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">at <span class="correction" id="">Hitlers</span> hand</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The truth will spread through the camp as it has like lightning</a>.
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">As a Prussian</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">like the Field Marshall</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">this does not bode well for us</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">My choice to you is grim and deadly</a>.........................<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Do we continue to fight for the madman</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">or do we try to defect to an angry</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">bitter</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">vindictive allied army</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">which would hardly trust us</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The choice may be a loss in any event</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">but it is my belief we defect</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">what say thee</a>?<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">"</a>
(<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall"><span class="correction" id="">Pregnant</span> pause with seething anger abound</a>)
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Von <span class="correction" id="">STrapt</span></a>: <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">DEFECT
<span class="correction" id="">Hager</span></a>: <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">DEFECT
<span class="correction" id="">BRAUNSER</span></a>: <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">DEFECT
<span class="correction" id="">HAUSER</span></a>: <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">DEFECT
<span class="correction" id="">MEIRHAUSEN</span></a>: <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">DEFECT
VAN <span class="correction" id="">BOREN</span></a>: <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">DEFECT</a><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Loudly</a>)
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">So</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">the deepest Core of the German Army</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">of the proud <span class="correction" id="">Vehrmacht</span></a>,<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">the 'Special Forces and Veterans</a>,<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">' the men responsible for at one time winning the War for the Axis</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">decide in unison to defect and surrender</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and decide to present it to the men</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">awaiting any rebuttals</a>....
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The minutes stretched into hours</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and the hours to dawn</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">when word let out that 5 men</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">supposedly <span class="correction" id="">SS</span> operatives sabotaged the ammo dump and fled before dawn</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The sabotage was stopped</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">but the word was out</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">that ROMMEL'S 5TH PANZER WAS PLANNING TO DEFECT AS A BLOCK of 10</a>,<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">000 men</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">35 Panzer and Tiger Tanks</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">20 half Tracks</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">15 Artillery</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and 15 Trucks</a>...<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The order was given to break camp</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">load weapons</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and
place a blue ribbon on your uniform in case we run into unfriendly
German Troops on our now quest to reach the American lines through 5 <span class="correction" id="">SS</span>
Panzer Divisions in front of us</a>.....<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">The Sun rose</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">the air was wet</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">the fog came in</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and the <span class="correction" id="">Battalion</span> started down the road to Stuttgart</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">and confront what was ahead</a>.....<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">Copyright</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall"><span class="correction" id="">Farley</span> <span class="correction" id="">Malorrus</span> 2007</a>, <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">2008</a>. <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107846693#" class="searchlinksmall">All Rights Reserved</a>.</b></font><br/><br/><br/><br/><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/><br/><font size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;">Farley Malorrus Dancing to SuperTramp<br/>For your Entertainment, presented by<br/>www.radioastrology.com <br/></span></font><br/><br/><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-03671796692542143 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QB6d8VNNtuE"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-01981001389958149 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QB6d8VNNtuE"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-01981001389958149 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QB6d8VNNtuE"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QB6d8VNNtuE"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QB6d8VNNtuE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Farley+Malorrus">Farley Malorrus</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Dancing">Dancing</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Dancing+Bear">Dancing Bear</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Supertramp">Supertramp</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Comedy">Comedy</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Laughing">Laughing</a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-77416621258914298892008-02-17T20:47:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.734-07:00TONGUE TWISTERS PASSED ON, Acting SCI FI<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zZh2sUvoF20&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zZh2sUvoF20&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><center><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><font size="5"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><br/>The Tongue Twister Database</span></font>
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This page was originally created to give a good group of tongue
twisters to people in speech therapy, to people who want to work on
getting rid of an accent, or to people who just plain like tongue
twisters. I hope you enjoy them.</b></font><p><font size="5"><b>
Due to popular request, I have altered the format of the page. This was
done because many people have felt the previous formats to be hard to
read. I also hope to add new content to the page soon, I promise.</b></font></p><p><font size="5"><b>
Also, please forgive me if I do not respond to your e-mail. I do read
every e-mail sent to me, but rarely have time to send responses. In
fact I welcome suggestions on how to improve the page, since I think
the current look is dull and am not sure the best way to make it more
interesting. If you have an idea, send it to me at <a href="mailto:craigstaley@yahoo.com">craigstaley@yahoo.com</a> and I will consider it.</b></font></p><p><font size="5"><b>
Visit the <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/store.html">Tongue Twister Bookstore</a> for books on English language resources.
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Check out the <a href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/credits.html">credits page</a> to see my sources. I hope that I have
mentioned everyone.
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<p><font size="5"><b>Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,<br/>
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.<br/>
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?<br/>
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,<br/>
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Unique New York.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Betty Botter had some butter,<br/>
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.<br/>
If I bake this bitter butter,<br/>
it would make my batter bitter.<br/>
But a bitof better butter--<br/><i>that</i> would make my batter better."<br/><br/>
So she bought a bit of butter,<br/>
better than her bitter butter,<br/>
and she baked it in her batter,<br/>
and the batter was not bitter.<br/>
So 'twas better Betty Botter<br/>
bought a bit of better butter.</b></font>
</p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A big black bug bit a big black bear,<br/>
made the big black bear bleed blood.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>One smart fellow, he felt smart.<br/>
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.<br/>
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>She sells sea shells by the sea shore.<br/>
The shells she sells are surely seashells.<br/>
So if she sells shells on the seashore,<br/>
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.<br/>
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A Tudor who tooted a flute<br/>
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.<br/>
Said the two to their tutor,<br/>
"Is it harder to toot<br/>
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Three free throws.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>I am not the pheasant plucker,<br/>
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.<br/>
I am only plucking pheasants<br/>
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.<br/>
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"<br/>
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"<br/>
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Knapsack straps.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A bitter biting bittern<br/>
Bit a better brother bittern,<br/>
And the bitter better bittern<br/>
Bit the bitter biter back.<br/>
And the bitter bittern, bitten,<br/>
By the better bitten bittern,<br/>
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Inchworms itching.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A noisy noise annoys an oyster.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The myth of Miss Muffet.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Mr. See owned a saw.<br/>
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.<br/>
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw<br/>
Before Soar saw See,<br/>
Which made Soar sore.<br/>
Had Soar seen See's saw<br/>
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,<br/>
See's saw would not have sawed<br/>
Soar's seesaw.<br/>
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.<br/>
But it was sad to see Soar so sore<br/>
Just because See's saw sawed<br/>
Soar's seesaw!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Cheap ship trip.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>I cannot bear to see a bear<br/>
Bear down upon a hare.<br/>
When bare of hair he strips the hare,<br/>
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Lovely lemon liniment.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Tim, the thin twin tinsmith</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Fat frogs flying past fast.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>I need not your needles, they're needless to me;<br/>
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;<br/>
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,<br/>
I then should have need of your needles indeed.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Flee from fog to fight flu fast!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Greek grapes.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The boot black bought the black boot back.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>How much wood would a woodchuck chuck<br/>
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<br/>
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,<br/>
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would<br/>
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>We surely shall see the sun shine soon.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Moose noshing much mush.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her<br/>
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>My dame hath a lame tame crane,<br/>
My dame hath a crane that is lame.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Six short slow shepherds.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A tree toad loved a she-toad<br/>
Who lived up in a tree.<br/>
He was a two-toed tree toad<br/>
But a three-toed toad was she.<br/>
The two-toed tree toad tried to win<br/>
The three-toed she-toad's heart,<br/>
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground<br/>
That the three-toed tree toad trod.<br/>
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.<br/>
He couldn't please her whim.<br/>
From her tree toad bower<br/>
With her three-toed power<br/>
The she-toad vetoed him.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Which witch wished which wicked wish?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.<br/>
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed<br/>
shilly-shallied south.<br/>
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;<br/>
sheep should sleep in a shed.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.<br/>
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Peggy Babcock.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>You've no need to light a night-light<br/>
On a light night like tonight,<br/>
For a night-light's light's a slight light,<br/>
And tonight's a night that's light.<br/>
When a night's light, like tonight's light,<br/>
It is really not quite right<br/>
To light night-lights with their slight lights<br/>
On a light night like tonight.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Black bug's blood.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Flash message!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Say this sharply, say this sweetly,<br/>
Say this shortly, say this softly.<br/>
Say this sixteen times in succession.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Six sticky sucker sticks.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>If Stu chews shoes, should Stu<br/>
choose the shoes he chews?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Six sharp smart sharks.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>What a shame such a shapely sash<br/>
should such shabby stitches show.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Betty better butter Brad's bread.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Of all the felt I ever felt,<br/>
I never felt a piece of felt<br/>
which felt as fine as that felt felt,<br/>
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Sixish.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Swan swam over the sea,<br/>
Swim, swan, swim!<br/>
Swan swam back again<br/>
Well swum, swan!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>I thought a thought.<br/>
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought<br/>
I thought I thought.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Brad's big black bath brush broke.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Thieves seize skis.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Chop shops stock chops.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes<br/>
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch<br/>
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Susan shineth shoes and socks;<br/>
socks and shoes shines Susan.<br/>
She ceased shining shoes and socks,<br/>
for shoes and socks shock Susan.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Truly rural.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The blue bluebird blinks.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,<br/>
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;<br/>
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,<br/>
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.</b></font></p><p><font size="5"><b>
Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,<br/>
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;<br/>
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,<br/>
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.</b></font></p><p><font size="5"><b>
The twain that in twining before in the twine,<br/>
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;<br/>
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,<br/>
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The Leith police dismisseth us.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The seething seas ceaseth<br/>
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor<br/>
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the<br/>
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor<br/>
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling<br/>
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Plague-bearing prairie dogs.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Ed had edited it.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Give me the gift of a grip top sock:<br/>
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>While we were walking, we were watching window washers<br/>
wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Freshly fried fresh flesh.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Pacific Lithograph.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The crow flew over the river<br/>
with a lump of raw liver.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Preshrunk silk shirts</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A bloke's back bike brake block broke.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place<br/>
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Good blood, bad blood.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,<br/>
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,<br/>
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,<br/>
he thrusts his fist against the posts<br/>
and still insists he sees the ghosts.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Listen to the local yokel yodel.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Whereat with blade,<br/>
with bloody, blameful blade,<br/>
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Are our oars oak?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager<br/>
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>A lusty lady loved a lawyer<br/>
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The epitome of femininity.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>She stood on the balcony<br/>
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,<br/>
and amicably welcoming him home.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Please pay promptly.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>On mules we find two legs behind<br/>
and two we find before.<br/>
We stand behind before we find<br/>
what those behind be for.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>One-One was a racehorse.<br/>
Two-Two was one, too.<br/>
When One-One won one race,<br/>
Two-Two won one, too.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Pick a partner and practice passing,<br/>
for if you pass proficiently,<br/>
perhaps you'll play professionally.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Once upon a barren moor<br/>
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.<br/>
The bear could not bear the boar.<br/>
The boar thought the bear a bore.<br/>
At last the bear could bear no more<br/>
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,<br/>
Andso one morn he bored the boar--<br/>
That boar will bore the bear no more.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot<br/>
To talk ere the tot could totter,<br/>
Ought the Hottenton tot<br/>
Be taught to say aught, or naught,<br/>
Or what ought to be taught her?<br/>
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot<br/>
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,<br/>
Ought the tutor get hot<br/>
If the Hottentot tot<br/>
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Will you, William?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Mix, Miss Mix!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear<br/>
when Washington's washer woman went west?</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Two toads, totally tired.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Freshly-fried flying fish.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The sawingest saw I ever saw saw<br/>
was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Strange strategic statistics.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,<br/>
All she does is sits and shifts,<br/>
All she does is sits and shifts.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker</b></font></p><p>
</p><dl><dt><font size="5"><b>Ned Nott was shot
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>and Sam Shott was not.
</b></font></dd><dt><font size="5"><b>So it is better to be Shott
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>than Nott.
</b></font></dd><dt><font size="5"><b>Some say Nott
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>was not shot.
</b></font></dd><dt><font size="5"><b>But Shott says
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>he shot Nott.
</b></font></dd><dt><font size="5"><b>Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>was not shot,
</b></font></dd><dd><font size="5"><b>or
</b></font></dd><dd><font size="5"><b>Nott was shot.
</b></font></dd><dt><font size="5"><b>If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>Nott was shot.
</b></font></dd><dt><font size="5"><b>But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>then Shott was shot,
</b></font></dd><dd><font size="5"><b>not Nott.
</b></font></dd><dt><font size="5"><b>However,
</b></font></dt><dd><font size="5"><b>the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
</b></font></dd><dd><font size="5"><b>but Nott.
</b></font></dd></dl><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Three twigs twined tightly.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>There was a young fisher named Fischer<br/>
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.<br/>
The fish with a grin,<br/>
Pulled the fisherman in;<br/>
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.<br/>
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.<br/>
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,<br/>
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Suddenly swerving, seven small swans<br/>
Swam silently southward,<br/>
Seeing six swift sailboats<br/>
Sailing sedately seaward.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The ochre ogre ogled the poker.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,<br/>
It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,<br/>
Or some stickler who is slicker<br/>
Will stick you of your liquor<br/>
If you fail to lock your liquor<br/>
With a lock!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Shredded Swiss chesse.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,<br/>
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,<br/>
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.</b></font></p><p><font size="5"><b>
Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,<br/>
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,<br/>
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,<br/>
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,<br/>
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.</b></font></p><p><font size="5"><b>
Success to the successful thistle-sifter!</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Irish wristwatch.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,<br/>
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Tragedy strategy.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>Selfish shellfish.</b></font></p><p>
</p><p><font size="5"><b>They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the<br/>
volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.</b></font></p><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Tongue+Twisters">Tongue Twisters</a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-20322844054580721632008-02-03T19:11:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.735-07:00NEW YORK GIANTS BEAT THE PATS 17 to 14 as PREDICTED BY FARLEY MALORRUS<img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/><br/><b><font size="6"><font face="Arial Black">The New YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS are SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS, and you read about it RIGHT HERE in my journal.<br/>THE GIANTS WON IN THE MOON WOBBLE 17 to 14 as Predicted by YOURS TRULY FARLEY MALORRUS, of http://www.radioastrology.com<br/><br/>If you ever doubted ASTROLOGY WAS TRUE AND POWERFUL.....NOW YOU KNOW....<br/>Money has been WON by all those who took the 14 points and WON THE GAME STRAIGHT UP.....<br/>Another Championship Prediction notch on my record.<br/>Not to brag, but ASTROLOGY DOES WORK...<br/>The World is in a MOON WOBBLE Phase ALL OF FEBRUARY which is full of disappointments...mainly for favored NEW ENGLAND against the HUGE UNDERDOG GIANTS.<br/><br/>SO, that's the latest Sports news..<br/>GIANTS WIN SUPERBOWL AS PREDICTED RIGHT HERE...<br/>17-14 over FAMED UNDEFEATED NEW ENGLAND.<br/>HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYONE.<br/>CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CHAMPION GIANTS!<br/>FARLEY MALORRUS<br/>www.radioastrology.com<br/></font></font></b><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/GIANTS+WIN+SUPER+BOWL+AS+PREDICTED">GIANTS WIN SUPER BOWL AS PREDICTED</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/FARLEY+MALORRUS">FARLEY MALORRUS</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/GIANTS+TO+BEAT+PATRIOTS">GIANTS TO BEAT PATRIOTS</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/UNDERDOG+GIANTS+BEAT+PATS">UNDERDOG GIANTS BEAT PATS</a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-50059448143182597212008-01-23T23:40:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.735-07:00GIANTS TO WIN SUPER BOWL OR BEAT SPREAD BY FARLEY MALORRUS<img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/><br/><font face="Arial Black"><font size="4"><font size="6">Everything I feel (& My Astrological Enclave) tells me GIANTS to WIN SUPER BOWL, or at least BEAT 14 Point Spread...Go Eli.....Also, Giants Defense, Creams Brady's Ankle, Film at 11. By Farley Malorrus<br/>Moon Wobble all of February equals Moon Wobble Super Bowl or Disappointment for Patriots Nation...<br/></font>DURING THE CURRENT FEBRUARY MOON WOBBLE, I have to FAVOR TAKING THE 14 POINTS (BUY 1/2 if you need to), and the fact TOM BRADY HAS A BAD ANKLE and the GIANTS DEFENSE Will be keying on that.....ALSO, NEPTUNE IN AQUARIUS GOES AGAINST LEOS during AQUARIUS TIME, when LEOS NORMALLY have tons of stress, BRADY being the Resident LEO...14 Points is Way too much in my opinion, but Don't let me sway you on whom to bet...<br/>Here's more from Greg Coselle from the SPORTING NEWS on why the GIANTS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL, or at least beat the spread. "You know, I don't care WHOM you are, it's tough to win 18 or 19 games in the NFL...and The GIANTS Almost beat these guys in New England..<br/>Brought to you by www.radioastrology.com where you can hear 100's of my shows on audio and podcast...also, make a donation to support the server if you like it..</font><br/><br/></font><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td height="7"><br/></td>
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</p><p> </p><p>On the final weekend of
December, with an undefeated regular season on the line, New England
came from behind in the fourth quarter to beat the Giants, 38-35. But
don't let the Patriots' perfect season blind you to the fact it was a
hard-fought, tightly contested game featuring two evenly matched teams.
</p><p>The Giants almost saddled the Patriots with their first loss and
are quite capable of doing so in Super Bowl 42. It says here, they
will. </p><p>It was the Giants' defense that was mostly responsible
for the three-point loss. One glaring statistic, and a very important
one, was the number of plays run by New England: 69 to the Giants' 52.
Discounting four kneeldowns by <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5228/;_ylt=AvoyyJ_sX0MLCRfb.U_F2vI.ubYF">Tom Brady</a>,
the Patriots had 43 called passes and 22 called runs. That's 66 percent
pass, which has been the Patriots' M.O. in almost every game this
season. </p><p>
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Brady completed 32 passes against the Giants, 11 to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7027/;_ylt=As4rRDag0rUpMMFvIAn8Jd4.ubYF">Wes Welker</a> and eight to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4695/;_ylt=AgFvzdN0MZ.US0J.tap.ZR4.ubYF">Kevin Faulk</a>.
Welker and Faulk are the two most critical components of the Patriots'
offense. When you throw the ball as much as New England does, the
sustaining elements of the passing gameare much more important than
the big-play feature. It's Welker and Faulk who generate the
week-to-week consistency of this predominantly one-dimensional offense,
not <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4262/;_ylt=AtHUx66z.JJCkM3PB7ZF5XU.ubYF">Randy Moss</a>. </p><p>Moss,
however, was a key factor against the Giants. He caught six passes for
100 yards and two touchdowns, including a 65-yarder in the fourth
quarter that gave New England the lead. It came on a third-and-10 in
which the Giants blew the coverage and Moss ran free down the sideline.
Brady, well protected against a blitz, calmly hit Moss in stride.
That's the brilliance of Brady and the Patriots' offense. You make a
mistake, they exploit it. </p><p>It was not surprising the play came
against a blitz. Under defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo, the
Giants are an attacking defense that has blitzed on more than 35
percent of all called passes this season, including the three playoff
wins. In that December 29 matchup against New England, Brady scorched
the Giants' blitz, completing 14 of 18 for 174 yards and two
touchdowns. His QB rating against the blitz was 144.0. </p><p>Let's
spin this forward to February 3 in Arizona. The Giants' aggressive
approach is the right one against Brady and the Patriots' passing game,
regardless of what happened a month ago. They must challenge New
England's offensive line both mentally and physically. It's a smart,
cohesive group that understands pressures and adjustments, but it lacks
premier athleticism and movement. </p><p>Spagnuolo will make the
linemen think and react on the move. Even though the result did not
reflect it, the Giants did an excellent job mixing fronts, pressures
and coverages in that first game. They at times broke down the
Patriots' protections both by winning individual matchups and with
scheme and design. There is a lot to build on for Spagnuolo, and he
will not be passive. </p><p>The counterargument, of course, is that
Brady is so good in the pocket sensing and feeling pressure that he
more often than not compensates for the limitations of his line. That
was critical in the first matchup, given the number of times the
Giants' pressure was a factor. </p><p>The outcome of Super Bowl 42
will hinge most directly on the ability of the Giants to consistently
pressure Brady. There is no doubt in my mind that Bill Belichick is
focusing first and foremost on pass protection in his preparation. </p><p>He knows that the Giants' two safeties, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7471/;_ylt=AnIc3HZPcsC2H1WWu5ykKvE.ubYF">James Butler</a> and <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6895/;_ylt=AuLQymLdCJN_N2TggLqbzEo.ubYF">Gibril Wilson</a>,
lack range in coverage and can be attacked and beaten at the
intermediate and deeper levels. Butler, in particular, is a weak link
as a coverage safety. He simply can't run very well, and he will be
targeted by the Patriots through the use of personnel and formations. </p><p>One
other point about Brady. He is the best there is at manipulating and
moving defenders to create passing lanes to deliver the football. The
Giants' secondary at times struggled with that, allowing Brady to move
them with shoulder rolls and pump fakes. Those mistakes are
correctable, and Spagnuolo will instruct his backs to maintain their
coverage responsibilities until Brady releases the ball. It's about
discipline. </p><p>Expect the Giants to match up with six defensive
backs when the Patriots go with their three- and four-wide receiver
packages. Safety <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/8478/;_ylt=At6b3MS8S35x72pjJlM2XRM.ubYF">Michael Johnson</a>
has become a significant contributor as the dime player, aligning
primarily as a linebacker, but clearly bringing more speed and
quickness to the defense. </p><p>Don't be misled by the Patriots'
running game out of two- and three-tight end personnel in the AFC
championship game; they don't want to play that way. They took that
approach only because they were not having success throwing the ball,
and because Brady tweaked his ankle late in the first quarter. They are
a passing team, and in the controlled climate of Glendale, Ariz., they
will align with Brady in the shotgun and toss the ball around. Don't be
surprised if the no-huddle is a significant part of their approach. </p><p>It's
a prolific passing game, but the Giants can handle it. It will come
down to two things: pressure and coverage discipline. I think they'll
have both things covered and will make enough plays to raise the Vince
Lombardi Trophy in the desert. </p><span class="ysptimedate"></span><br/><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/GIANTS">GIANTS</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/GIANTS+TO+WIN+SUPER+BOWL">GIANTS TO WIN SUPER BOWL</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/GIANTS+TO+BEAT+SPREAD">GIANTS TO BEAT SPREAD</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/TOM+BRADY+A+LEO+HAS+BAD+LUCK+DURING+FEB+MOON+WOBBLE">TOM BRADY A LEO HAS BAD LUCK DURING FEB MOON WOBBLE</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/FARLEY+MALORRUS">FARLEY MALORRUS</a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-7722226616289051022008-01-23T22:25:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.736-07:00GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME (Makes Interesting Reading)<p><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br/></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span>RESUME </p><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5"><b></b></font><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4">GEORGE W. BUSH </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4">1600 Pennsylvania Avenue</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4">Washington, DC 20520 </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4"><b>EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE</b><u>:</u> </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4"><b>Law Enforcement:</b> </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4">I
was arrested in Kennebunkport,Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texasdriving record has been "lost"
and is not available. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4"><b>Military:</b> </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4">I
joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4"><b>College</b>: </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4">I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5"><b>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE</b></font><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="4">:</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought
an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5"><b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS</b><u>:</u> </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in theUnion. During my tenure,Houston
replaced Los Angelesas the most smog-ridden city in America. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I cut taxes and bankrupted theTexas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">Iset the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">With
the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United
States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5"><b>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:</b> </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I am the first President in U.S.history to enter office with a criminal record. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.history. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost
their jobs and that trend continues. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I'm
proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S.history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza
Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I am the all- time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">My
largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud
inU.S. history, Enron. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">My
political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
decision. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I
presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I changed the U.S. policy to allow convict ed criminals to be awarded government contracts. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S.history. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I've broken more international treaties than any President inU.S. history. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I am the first President in U.S.history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).</font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over
the worst security failure in U.S.history. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after theWorld Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of
mankind. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
am the first President in U.S.history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I
did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
Citizens and the world community. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the l ies on our British friends. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I
am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. </font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129);" color="#000081" face="Tahoma" size="5">I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.</font></div><div style="margin: 0px; font-family: Tahoma; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 129); min-height: 19px;">Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/GEORGE+W.+BUSH+RESUME">GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/BUSH+RESUME">BUSH RESUME</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/BUSH+ACTIONS">BUSH ACTIONS</a>, <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/GEORGE+BUSH">GEORGE BUSH</a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-57132569322677951132008-01-12T00:37:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.736-07:00THE MOST TERRIFYING VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE ON GLOBAL WARMING<br/><object height="373" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zORv8wwiadQ&rel=1&border=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zORv8wwiadQ&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="373" width="425"></embed></object><object height="373" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mF_anaVcCXg&rel=1&border=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mF_anaVcCXg&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="373" width="425"></embed></object>THIS VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FARLEY MALORRUS and www.radioastrology.com to "SAVE THE EARTH."Elect people who care about the PLANET NOT CORPORATIONS!<br/><br/><p><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/></p><br/>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-66051504805644391422008-01-10T12:05:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.737-07:00THESE TRANSITS ARE A BITCH By Farley Malorrus<br/><p><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="7">These Transits are a BITCH</font><br/>By <span class="correction" id="">Farley</span> Malorrus</span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">I've always lived under the regime that there is nothing bad in an Astrology chart, that we must fail or lose in order to grow and gain, or to become aware. The latest entry of Mars in Gemini Opposition Pluto In Sagittarius, plus Uranus in Pisces Opposite Saturn in Virgo, not to mention all the oppositions when the Sun and Jupiter in Capricorn were opposite Mars this last couple weeks and Venus square Saturn, it's enough to even drive this Astrologer mad!</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">I just got over a 2 day bout with the stomach flu, talking to my tons of antibodies from having the flu about 20 times in my life (works better than a flu shot praying to your antibodies to fight on!), so I slept for 2 days and fasted, and happy to report the fever has broke. Still, the Planets are in some stress aspects, major stress aspects, meaning they are opposite each other and at right angles to each other. This spells stress, karma, maintenance, (MY RV has been in the shop for 2 months from being vandalized and it's taking forever to fix!), now taxes, and with the upcoming Presidential races, I would not be surprised to see someone different win in almost every state! I don't think that will happen, but let's just say with these aspects, I wouldn't be surprised to see a yo yo effect politically.</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">President Bush is hanging in there, and staying low, with his assassination profile in RED, I would suggest he not go to any 3rd World countries for awhile....His assassination aspect lasts at least 2 years, (Even when he's out of office).</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">Now, who would want to hurt poor old President Bush? What a guy, eh? He's only put the United States in debt by 3 trillion dollars, had over 3,000 American Soldiers killed, over a million Iraqis, and <span class="correction" id="">Afghanis</span> killed, and maybe 30,000 U.S. Soldiersmaimed...</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">So, what has Bush done for us lately? Not a good time for Cancer people in general with Jupiter in Cancer and soon Mars going direct and opposed it once again. <br/></font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">The stock market is hanging in there, even though the recession is now in full tilt, and with the oncoming release of the latest car, the "<span class="correction" id="">TATA</span>," which is only $2,500; it's as if someone knows people will be running out of money, so they are preparing by having a tiny little car that will be affordable even for the poor.</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">The Planets are in the strangest place I have seen in awhile, so I won't be surprised at any of the headlines, and I realized that even though we spent 3 trillion dollars, since 911, that we have NOT HAD ANOTHER terrorist act in the U.S. A steep price to pay to fend off paranoia, so one wonders if Bin Laden is really a terrorist or just involved in some kind of mind control conspiracy to reinforce 'the New World Order.'</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">I was wondering, ironic that <span class="correction" id="">Barack</span> <span class="correction" id="">Obama</span> won Iowa, considering rumor has it, he may even have a Muslim background. Can you imagine? The Republicans should have a field day with that should he be nominated, as it's a slam dunk the American people would not elect a Muslim President while we are still at war in Muslim countries, or not?</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">I'm just happy to be healthy and get my bills paid, and considering where all these planets are, if your life is going to hell, if you are in hell, or if you haven't been feeling too good lately, it may have something to do with the strange mix of energies out there in the Universe affecting us all. It reminds me of what <span class="correction" id="">Kanye</span> West says in his song 'Stronger,' that whatever doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. <br/></font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">Happy also to report, my nephew Matt is coming back from IRAQ this month, and he tellsme, there was no evidence of War the whole year he was there. NO sound of fighting, gunfire, or insurgency... Maybe this IRAQ war is the perverted fantasy of some big wig arms dealer who gets off on selling trillions of dollars worth of armament at the American Peoples <span class="correction" id="">expense</span>...Imagine being overseas in a war zone, with no war....What's wrong with this picture?<br/>Someone told me once that the U.S. was taken over in a Coup in 1963 when <span class="correction" id="">JFK</span> was killed, and that the New World Order had taken over at that point. That means we really don't have any freedoms any more, that all the elections are rigged, and in general, that someone out there must think the American people in general are retarded.</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">Depending on whom we elect as our next President, I think that answer should be clear. I mean we did elect Bush twice? Or was it the supreme court, or maybe those bogus voting machines? IN any event, hang in there through these aspects, and if you are turning 30, 60, or 90, best take things one day at a time, and take care of yourself, as Saturn has come back around to Virgo to do it's deed.</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">Next PLUTO GOES INTO CAPRICORN and AMERICA HAS IT'S FIRST PLUTO RETURN since it's inception....</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">Don't forget my website! www.radioastrology.com where you can get my channelled podcasts, and audio topics, over 250 of them, and it's all free, by donation....Donations are only made by those of heart!</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">Thanks All, and Happy 2008!</font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3">FARLEY MALORRUS<br/></font></span></font></p><p><font size="6"><span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><font size="3"><br/></font></span></font></p><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/THESE+TRANSITS+ARE+A+BITCH">THESE TRANSITS ARE A BITCH</a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-57190848050134348202007-12-29T02:18:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.737-07:00Through Failure and Loss come Strength and Rebirth By Farley Malorrus<br/><p><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/bestactor/FaRBANNER.jpg" border="0"/></p><p><b><font size="7">Though, By <span class="correction" id="">Farley</span> <span class="correction" id="">Malorrus</span></font></b></p><p>Copyright December, 2007 all rights reserved</p><p>Permission to reprint at no charge.<br/></p><p><b><font size="4"><font face="Arial Black">Though the Rain falls through the month; Though the snow storm from the day; Though the sun burns the desert heat; Though the battle rages to the sea. Though the <span class="correction" id="">desperate</span> hearts of Mothers cry; Though the fleeting moments <span class="correction" id="">till</span> we die; Though the ice that forms the window pane; Though the locusts come from the rain; Though the insects infest the house we live; Though the poisons in the food they give; Though the odds seems mounted up against; Though I pray we save with our brave stance; Though the mountains roar, and volcanoes blow; Though the blizzard builds up mounds of snow; Though the toil of our work today; Though the lessons of our life to pay; Though the challenge seems too much to stand; Though the colors of life seem bland; Though the flood, the hurricane doth strike; Though the waters of the sea doth rise; Though I climb the mountain to escape; Though I know I'm strong enough to make; Though the World falls apart around me; Though I struggle just to find the key; Though I starve and thirst like no other; Though I fight to save my sis and brother; Though no one gave us chance to live; Though we make it for as God to give; For the strength of human heart doth grind, to keep the balance of the mind, to make us strong like the best metal, and fight our way un<span class="correction" id="">til</span> we settle; Though the battle rages oh so close; Though I lose my friends and family most; Though my pets do vanish one by one; Though my heart still pound when they are gone; Though sometimes it seems too hard; Though I must act like a Bard; Though the end seems near and futile; Though I can be strong and brutal; For I carry on the role of those that many paid a <span class="correction" id="">grievous</span> <span class="correction" id="">toll</span>, to fire up the hearts of Kings; To conquer fear and seek Gold Rings; to never quit, or say die, to always hold your head up high. To face the challenges as they come, and embrace your fear as you are ONE. Though life has been hard on me; Though I felt I had to be. Though I thought I'd lose it all. Now, I know what is my call. Champion of those around us; Heroes to the Queen; Savior of the fruits of lessons, never to be mean. Strong and smart as Superman, able to then stand, and face whatever is thrown at me, that I would win and then be free. Though the darkness fights to win, I'll save the light to fight again. Though the evil <span class="correction" id="">spreads</span> it's fear, the Champion of Love comes near. Though you think you have it bad, and that which makes you sad. It's tears that drain the poison fear, and helps you <span class="correction" id="">strengthen</span> for what comes near. Though it seems we cannot win; we must succeed to fight again. Though life is a mystery, we must fight on to find the key. Though the thoughts do permeate, of all the fear, and all the hate, the power of God propels us now to overcome it all somehow, and surface from beyond the dark, and embrace the light where we can park. Our thoughts do dwell upon our fears, which can be cured with hearty tears, to drain the weak and negative, and enhance the strong within. The only way to live your life, is to carry on again.</font></font></b></p><p><b><font size="4"><font face="Arial Black">By Farley Malorrus, Copyright 12/2007<br/></font></font></b></p><p><font size="6">http://www.radioastrology.com</font><br/></p><div class="tags" id="tagsLocation"><br/>Tags: <a rel="tag" target="_blank" href="http://technorati.com/tag/Though+By+Farley+Malorrus">Though By <span class="correction" id="">Farley</span> <span class="correction" id="">Malorrus</span></a></div>Farley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7892404398747641443.post-24086117393425730672007-12-25T01:09:00.000-08:002008-10-08T18:35:41.738-07:00O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL<embed style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-7055162751414859684&hl=en" flashvars="" wmode="transparent"></embed> <object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1eLDvM7eSq0&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1eLDvM7eSq0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IuXdoT-Csv0&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IuXdoT-Csv0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>GREAT SONG, MERRY CHRISTMASFROMFARLEY MALORRUShttp://www.radioastrology.comFarley Malorrus, Master Astrologer/Teacher of Ancient Truthshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08581343868094754001noreply@blogger.com0