Saturday, November 4, 2006


Tongue Twisters

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

A Tudorwho tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"



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As Scorpio Transits run Thick, Emotions run Deep By Farley Malorrus

Ever feel like something was bothering you and you couldn't put your finger on it? Maybe you are depressed and can't figure out why? Lately, you haven't smiled as much, or laughed out loud, you seem too serious, not getting along as well with people, and something is bothering you but you can't put your finger on it? Usually, that is how I feel when the Moon is in Scorpio once a month for 72 hours. Now, with Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter in Scorpio, you can feel like your skin is crawling, your depressed, upset and you don't know why, wanting to be alone, or be a hermit, and you need to cry it all out but for some reason you don't know how to or can't. When I was younger, maybe 30 years ago, I was in the trial and development stages of learning Astrology, and being from Missouri (The Show Me State), I was one to 'prove' something worked before I embraced it, studied it or shared it with anyone. Lo and Behold when planets went into Scorpio, it never failed, as this air of mystery, deep emotions, and passion would be the staple. It was the Scorpio transits that did it for me as far as showing me how Astrology works. I was born with a Scorpio Moon (Moon located in that sign on August 11, with the Sun in Leo), and my emotions have always been deep and sensitive. IF you are in a relationship with someone, in love or married, it's easy to get through these 'deep times,' as you can make love all the time and work out the kinks. It you are single like me and on the road, it is a time for deep introspection, speculation, pondering, and meditation. It's the meditation part I love, because like prayer, the meditation was always something I used to pull me out of the blues.

So, in case you are looking at people in your life, people you work with, people you live with, you know, and love and they seem to be distracted this week, have their mind some place else, are in deep thought, or just very, very intense, NOW you know why. It's the Scorpio transits. I feel sorry for our troops, (7 more died yesterday), as these times are the loneliest, the most scary, the most unpredictable, and the most dangerous, as so many souls exit Earthly life in November, typically, Scorpio being the gateway to the 'other side.

I know, I for one, have been too intense, as I feel it. I'm looking forward to my trip back to Los Angeles this week, as it's getting bitter cold in the NorthEast and about 0 Degrees across the lakefrom Buffalo, here in Toronto.  It doesn't help that so many of the people here in Mississauga and Toronto seem snotty or snobbish, not very easy to warm up to. That's just my opinion, no offense to Canada! I just wanted to communicate some feelings on this aspect, because it's in effect for a couple more weeks, and it's bound to get deeper and more mysterious with all kinds of possible changes and surprises in World events expected. My advice is to find someone to love, meditate, pray, and do what you can to think positive. It's also a great time to give up bad habits, take care of your health, get in your hugs, and vent your emotions safely and precisely.

God Bless you all! Enjoy the Scorpio energy, it's DEEP.

Farley Malorrus,