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How To Create Your Own Universe By Farley Malorrus

FROM MY BOOK: "TWILIGHT'S FIRST GLEAMING"

Link To Book: http://radioastrology.com/TFG/TFG-Cont.htm

HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN UNIVERSE

By Farley Malorrus, http://www.radioastrology.com


First of all realize that whatever you say, think or do will become manifest, and it might not become manifest tomorrow, I think the problem that some people have is that they are impatient, They don't allow the Universe enough time to metamorphoses what they want. Some people want to become successful as a star, or be successful in a business. It might take time, like even 15 years for this thought pattern to manifest, but it will as long as you don't lose the pattern and as long as you don't loose your patience or fall into a self destructive vortex, that would prevent it from ever happening. Negative thinking and negative manifestation can override your positive thinking if you let it. So understand that whatever you say, think or do, will become manifest, but it does take patience.
Recognize yourself as a miracle machine or a nightmare machine depending on your choice. Last night I had some nightmares that were like the return of the living dead. It was ghastly, but I wasn't frightened, I rather enjoyed it because my higher self knew that I was processing some nightmarish fears of death, dying, transformation and stuff, so I woke up and I felt refreshed. You should recognize yourself as a God machine, as a miracle machine or a nightmare machine depending on your choice.
Study your own behavioral patterns to see how you might create problems for yourself in your life. People who talk about problems a lot or if you admit to having a lot of problems they become compound. You have to learn to channel this stress but not dwell on it. So if you have a problem create affirmations that will turn it around.
Ask yourself the following questions. What do you always worry about? What can you do as an alternate behavior modification when you catch yourself worrying about things. Why not chant? What are you afraid of? What are you frightened of? why not process this on paper, or write a letter to yourself about it? Talk to someone about it or get therapy for it. Try to work on it, just don't let it sit there. How are you being negative in life? What makes you angry? How do you give others a hard time? How do you give yourself a hard time? Why do you need to express so much negative thought? Why can you be so negative? Are you depressed?
Learn how to catch yourself in the previous behavioral pattern and practice adjusting to positive affirmations and conditioning to turn your life process in a positive, loving, pattern. which means if you spend more time worrying and being negative then that is what you are going to make in your life, OK from the power of mind, the power of God process we are talking about today, , , but if you turn it around and use more affirmations, more confidence and positive thought in your life then you can turn that around no matter how negative you might think you might be.
Use multiple affirmations, chanting (like at night if I have trouble centering myself before I go to sleep I will go into the Hari Krishna, Hari-Krishna, Krishna-Krishna, Hari-Hari, Hari-Romma, Hari-Romma, Romma-Romma-Hari-Hari chant to center myself and as I keep saying it, before I know it, it's morning. Transcendental Meditation is a wonderful way to use behavioral modification and/or prayer, just direct prayer to God to alter negative patterns. When you catch yourself worrying and being negative, start talking to God about it, Lord I need some help, adjustment, support, some light, love, power to be stronger, happier, more harmonious in my life.
Carry a tape recorder around with you in record mode. When you are around people, see your miracle-nightmare machine at work or see theirs. You might create people in your life who are too negative for your own personal growth, and because of that, it could distort your miracle machine.
Meditate daily to reduce stress and channel negative vibrations.
Use your affirmations daily to make best use of your miracle machine.
Learn how to visualize life the way you want it. If you want to see yourself behind cameras making movies, fine. Keep running the script over and over again. Want to be a big business tycoon? fine, visualize yourself at a huge desk, wheeling and dealing with all those successful people. Look out that beautiful picture window, overlooking the city buildings, and really get into it. The only limitation here is your own fear, your own lack of self-confidence and security. Once you overcome this with your affirmations you are going to make it, you can't loose. So think about being a winner.
Learn to catch yourself when you are in a negative thinking mode and alter that behavior pattern.
Take a look at the people you have created in your life to see if they are manifesting worry, confusion, negativity, fear, anxiety, self-destructive behavior and problems with their thoughts, words, actions and talk to them about it. Frankly, and I hate to distort some of your belief systems, but if you are living with someone who is self-destructive, it might be difficult to force them to turn their life around into a positive miracle machine. People just are not going to do it unless they are ready to do it. This is why many times it takes a choice for us to bail out of that situation and kiss it goodby. Even a lightning bolt effect might be the only way or recourse. If you procrastinate your life when you need a major decision made, frankly, it may never be made. So sometimes it takes an Aquarian incident to shock. OK, I need you to stop drinking, or doing drugs, and if you don't then I'll be gone. Because I am not putting up with this any longer. You have 2 days, I'm not trying to put pressure on you, but it's either start getting some rehabilitation and help with this problem, or I'm gone. I am not trying to tell you what to do with your life, if you want to be a drug addict, or a drunk, it's fine, but not with me around. Then they will be choosing between you and the booze.
Be loving, supportive, caring, compassionate, positive, confident, and consistent with yourself, loved ones, pets, children, family and co-workers and the world.
Adhering to these basics to lead you on a road of cosmic evolution, plugging you into the messianic self, the God Molecule beyond your wildest dream—so be ready for what you visualize because when it happens, I hope you can handle the responsibility, that great power from which you manifest goes along with.


Affirmations:

By Farley Malorrus

I love and nurture myself on a constant basis.
I have nothing to fear.
I am strong, powerful, loving, compassionate and very caring.
I am extremely successful in my life, and anything I might attempt.
My health is the best on the planet Earth.
My vital organs are clear and healthy.
My Aura is stunning and beautiful, glowing.
I love all people.
I am a positive, confident reflection of GodsLove.
My Soul is eternal.
I am blest with longevity.
I am sober.
I elevate my goals in life to harmonize with the true spiritual purposeof my existence.
I feel great and this is the best day of my life.
Each day gets better.
My Mother is happy, healthy and wonderfully supportive parent who is blest by God.
I have the best friends in the world without question.
I am a stable, loyal partner in relationships and attract only stable, happy, balanced people in my life.
My pets are healthy happy loving beings.
My pets are my close friends.
I love and respect all animals and people.
I enjoy my work immensely.
I am a spiritual being.
I understand people and vise versa.
I love to travel and am blest with regular wonderful vacations.
I am safe anywhere I go.
I feel great.
My Chevy truck and Ford Tempo are friendly entities and they both run fine.
My VCR's are very helpful to my enjoyment and they are mechanically sound.
All my technical equipment is top of the line and technologically secure.
My friends are happy, loving, caring, sober people. Very intelligent.
They are slender and beautiful people.
I am a beautiful and attractive person.
I radiate love and light to every one I meet.
The world is my family and the world is at peace.
Nuclear weapons are a thing of the past.
Man has out grown his need to create war.
The human body is the temple of the Soul and the most powerful healing vehicle in the Universe.
I receive much nutrition from the food I eat, no matter what food I eat.
I enjoy having a good time so I have a great time every day.
Every day is like a separate lifetime, so I must bask and enjoy each day to the fullest.
I am a loving caring creative being.
I will do much to help this planet in my life.
I will do much to evolve to my spiritual self on a daily basis.
People of this world have angelic properties and they are blest by God.
I have a dream to travel to outer space one day to other planets.
The older I get the more youthful and attractive I feel.
I have more energy the older I get.
Age is an illusion
My skin is vibrant.
My body is beautiful.
My face is attractive.
I radiate with a glow and warmth which is obvious.
My love and light is a reflection of the incredible love and light around me.
I can feel God.
I know God.
I am God.
The light of life glows white and bright.
I am God, I know I'm God, I am God, I know I an God.
My mind is a clear Blue Lake, deep, calm and serene.
I am at peace with myself and the world.
I am strong, I an loving, I am loved.
I am in control of my destiny. I create a perfect and loving personality.


How To Improve your Life.

By Farley Malorrus

Count your blessings. Never take anything for granted, however small you may think it to be.
Realize that you are truly happy and stop creating, recognizing, and manifesting problems. You don't have any problems.
If it is appropriate, adopt a pet as a friend to love, share, nurture, and vice versa.
Practice making positive affirmations and statements about your life every day to reinforce your happiness.
Take up self-hypnosis, meditation and/or chanting to balance your Spirit, process Karma, reduce blood pressure, improve health, and reduce stress.
Recognize addictive behavior and use behavioral modification to correct it.
Make your priority of life your spiritual self; nothing more or less.
Recognize your time on earth as limited, fleeting, passing, and de-stress materialistic obsessions. Take life as participation in a romantic comedy, with yourself as the lead character.
Try to create harmony in your life with all people, and avoid those who would prevent harmonious vibrations until they are ready for them.
Process negative vibrations out of your life, and create love, and happiness, by using affirmations, and mind manifestations.
Embrace your Karma, bless it, and release selfish and obsessive behavior that manifests the pain accompanied with karmic experiences.
Give yourself permission to have what you feel you deserve in life.
Recognize the power of God and the oneness with God that you share by recognizing that you are one with all people, animals, and the Universe.
Study Astrology, metaphysics, and concepts of higher mind consciousness to prepare for a new age of awareness and humanitarianism that is upon us.
The study of new age sciences helps put us in touch with the intuitive mind, and raises consciousness to trigger a rebirth in awareness.
Practice manifesting a strong aura filled with white light and love and imagine a healthy body, mind and Spirit on a regular basis.
Teach others what you have learned and share philosophies of open minded thinking and harmonic convergence of all philosophies of God.
Use behavioral modification to catch yourself worrying or being negative, by using your affirmations, meditation, and chanting at these times.
Recognize that you and all people are growing and on a path of evolution that may not happen or develop overnight, and exercise patience for yourself and the world.
Learn to breathe regularly and deeply to increase your life force, personal energy, happiness, and healing abilities.
Let go of the harmful past and embrace a bright new future for yourself and the world as you decide to permit yourself to be happy, free, loving, sharing, caring, and at peace.


16 points to Creating a Happy Life

By Farley Malorrus, http://www.radioastrology.com

The power of the mind/power of God

1. Once or twice a day take the time to make time for yourself.
2. In this way, develop a relationship with your self, so you can learn how to become your own best friend.
3. Look in the mirror with confidence, optimism, humility, and grace.
4. Learn to like, love, and honor whatever you see in the mirror.
5. Identify the meaning of true self love, self esteem, and personal security and expound upon this definition.
6. Organize a diary of personal affirmations on a regular basis so you can practice being positive about life.
7. Examples of affirmations:
a. I am healthy
b. I am calm
c. I am secure
d. I am confident
e. I am a winner
f. I am in love with myself.
g. I am God.
8. Meditate on these affirmations and use mantras to chant on, or meditate on to open your chakras, ground your body, and balance your Soul.
9. Visualize yourself on a regular basis in the happiest most harmonious state, recognizing that you should not be obsessed or selfish with any single desire you may have.
10. Always retain a spiritual priority in your Soul over and above any materialistic desire to protect your karmic levels and optimize Soul growth.
11. Surround yourself with happy, loving, positive, confident, people, and pleasant pets as friends and supporters to your creative process.
12. Practice behavioral modification by recognizing negative behavioral patterns or thoughts, and practice using affirmations and meditation to counter this negative process.
13. See yourself as a winner, successful, happy, and qualified to have relationships and success in your life.
14. Give yourself permission to have whatever you visualize you want and be prepared to assume the responsibility for what you will create.
15. Keep a diary of your progress, dreams, and desires, and be proud of your growth.
16. Write a romantic comedy about your life the way you want it to be and make it funny, exciting, happy, and fun, with new interesting people in your life and it will manifest.



How to have a Relationship with Yourself

By Farley Malorrus

1. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror everyday to get a partial idea of how people see you.
2. Record your conversations with people to hear how you sound.
3. If possible, participate in a videotape session of what you look like on camera.
4. Try not to be subjective about what you see, hear, or notice about what's on camera, or in the mirror.
5. Identify your Soul within your body by looking through your eyes and accept the difference between your Soul and the body it occupies.
6. Understand that the relationship with yourself must lie at many levels attempting contact with the multi-dimensional part of your nature.
7. Identify past moments in your life, or in your childhood, when people criticized you, put you down, or tried to identify your nature with negative remarks and accept this information as incorrect (may take some processing).
8. Accept your Soul as gentle, kind, aware, sensitive, innocent, eternal, and an active part of the God entity.
9. Accept your body as a vehicle for this Soul which is a reflection of this Soul in the physical state, and a representation of what you have chosen to look like during this life existence.
10. Transcend any negativity that you may have heard about yourself or your life and embrace the body/Soul combination you see in the mirror with a gradual acceptance or a love for this being in which you have become.
11. Practice the following mantras in meditation or while looking at yourself in the mirror, or into a tape recorder.
a. I love you [your name], you are very near and dear to me. I protect myself with the white light of God's love and embrace this physical mission of love that I have chosen.
b. I understand why people would love me, and choose to love myself at the highest level of unconditional respect and humility.
c. It is safe to be me, and no matter how anyone may judge me.
d. I know that I have chosen this identity and that it is perfect for me.
e. The I-Am force is within me, the essence of the God-force. I am my own best friend and I bask in the wonderful relationship I have with myself.
f. I will love myself as others might love me and totally surrender to the bliss of self love, self realization, self preservation, and inner personal security.
g. I will not let anyone or anything interfere with the spiritual priority of the perfect loving relationship that I have with myself.
h.If I should qualify for a love relationship with another person, I will enhance my own self love blessing my life for allowing another person to enter, realizing and feeling how deeply another could feel for me, and encouraging my love partner to enhance their own personal self esteem in tribute to our newfound love bond.
i. I will not let anything interfere or deter me from my spiritual road of self realization, self love, self esteem, contact with the God Self, and my need to be confident, feel positive, and enjoy life to the fullest each and every special day that I shall live.
j. My mind is a clear blue lake, deep, calm and serene. I am at peace with myself and the world. I reflect the divine light. I am strong, I am loving, I am loved. I am in control of my destiny. I create a perfect and loving personality. Prosperity and comfort surround me. I am aware of my mind and all of its aspects. My thoughts are peaceful, calm and confident. The glowing circle of God's love envelope's my mind. I am secure, I am creative. Health and vitality flow through my mind and my body. I am blessed with the abundance of God's love. With harmony and love, I share my blessings with all living things. My Soul is immortal. I open myself to the light of truth and receive divine inspiration. I am successful. With faith in God and myself, I elevate my goals in life to harmonize with the true spiritual purpose of my existence. I enter into the fulfillment of my being and live forever in the light of God's love.
12. Practice your mantras and know that high self esteem, and self love with humility and not selfishness are the most wonderful attributes a human being can have and offer to the world.
13. Identify Astrological factors in the natal chart that would lower self esteem and threaten a relationship that your would have with yourself.
14. Examples: afflicted 1st house afflicted chart ruler Saturn in the first or in Aries. Little or no fire, afflicted Jupiter. Overdose of Virgo, Scorpio, and Capricorn. Too many squares, Moon squares and oppositions. Any Pisces at all, lack of Sagittarius and Leo.
15. Identify people and situations in your life that are detrimental to having a positive relationship with yourself, i.e. those who aid in low self esteem, and overall make you feel low down. Process these relationships and situations out of yourlife to reduce the negative input around you.
16. Know that having a loving relationship and high levels of self esteem are the building blocks to love, success, balance, and overall happiness in your life and embrace your new philosophy of love thyself.

FARLEY MALORRUS can be Heard at http://www.radioastrology.com

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The Moon Wobble and FILING TAXES. By Farley Malorrus

The Moon Wobble and Filing Taxes

By Farley Malorrus

Here's a letter from our friend "Jeff," about the Moon Wobble and Income Taxes...

Hi Farley,

I enjoy reading your web site for your explanations and teachings on
astrology as well as your view of world happenings.  It is always very
enlightening.  I know lately you have been talking about the current moon
wobble and not to due anything major until it’s over but I have a question I
hope you can help answer for me.  Does the moon wobble affect filing a
persons tax returns? Should I hold off signing and sending them in until
Tuesday 3/13 or Wednesday 3/14?  Thank you so much and keep up the great
work!

Jeff XXXX

Jeff is absolutely RIGHT. Filing income taxes during Moon Wobble increases the chance of audits, mistakes, and contact from the Governments by 50% to 80%..I filed just before the Moon Wobble and highly suggest that everyone wait until after the current wobble is over, on March the 14, 2007.

You allow the Universe to make your tax return less obvious. The level of audits sky rocket during the Moon Wobble then settles down when it's over.

Our Cells have Miniature Universes in them, that define our Nature in the Astrology Chart,
By Farley Malorrus

Just to let you know, that EVERYTHING has a miniature Universe (Our Universe) in each of it's cells. All matter in this Universe is encoded with tiny Universes' in each atom. As yet undetected or discovered by our limited brain capacity, scientists are yet to unlock this "code." All Astrologers are quite familiar with the Cell Circuit that is encoded in all things when created. For example when a baby takes it's first breath of life in this realm apart from being in the womb, then it's cells all over it's body becomes encoded with the cell circuit of the Universe. That's how Astrology works. Our oneness is defined by the cell circuit we absorb at birth, our CHART. Each of us has billions of Universes in our bodies all our life. The distant Universe is basically too far to move from our point of view. What designs uniqueness is the immediate Universe or our Solar System. That is why Astrologers analyze the Sun, Moon, the Moons Node, and all the Planets in our system (including Pluto!), to understand our uniqueness, our chart, our karma, destiny, and separation from God as defined by the Natal Astrology Chart. It is never an accident that Astrologers can interpret this imprint on our cells and define our very natures. This wisdom has been passed down to us from the Ancients. Even the Ancient Jews knew about Astrology as defined in the Kaballah, and the 12 tribes of Israel each define a different sign in the Zodiac. All 12 tribes representing God. As One. We are One with God and one with the Universe. Our Natal Charts define our karma and separation from God giving us unique identities and Karma. That is why it is so powerful and embraced by the wisest and smartest people ever born! Only naive, ignorant folks would ignore the power of AStrology.
Heck, they thought the World was flat at one time, that man would never fly, and that we would never land on the Moon. One day the cell circuit will be defined too, but Astrologers know it is there. When you look up in the sky, you are looking at your self.
Enjoy.

P.S. The 3 Wise Men were also Astrologers who charted the Star of Bethlehem configuration announcing the birth of the Jewish Messiah, Jesus Christ. It saddens me, that some Christians try to make Astrology of Satan, when it is an active part of the Jewish and Christian religion. In fact, the largest Astrology Library in the World is in Vatican City. God Bless!

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The Best Part of the 12 Signs..By Farley Malorrus

The Best Part of the 12 Signs...
By Farley Malorrus

We've seen the 'worst,' now it's time to look at the bright side to Astrology..

Aries: Full or energy, quite comedic, brutally honest, perhaps more honest than all signs, hard working, team player, loving, warm, affectionate and quite romantic! Team Player, wonderful at getting things done, and lighting a fire under the rest of us, childlike, funny, exciting, enthusiastic, confident.

Taurus: Some say the most romantic and passionate of all 12 signs, and if they love you, they would do 'anything,' for you. Dedicated, commitment oriented, old fashioned family standards, loyal to children and family, logical, trustworthy, good leader, and money manager. They can make you feel good just being around them as they exude confidence, love, and excitement with their thoughts and actions.

Gemini: This sign is the pure psychologist. If you need someone to talk to and can't afford a shrink, Gemini will put things in perspective for you. Excellent at debate, discussion, reading, acting, figuring things out, computers, brain storming, idea manifestation, and taking care of the bills, the mail, and any and all kinds of paper work. Sweet, loving, makes a good friend, and easy going.

Cancer: They will cook for you, clean for you, create gourmets, cry with you, give you a hug, a shoulder to cry on, a strong shoulder to lean on, and when it comes to family, father, mother, and the kids, the Crab is #1. Very protective and home oriented, they will take you under their wing, protect and support you in a time of need. Most of them can be the most nurturing, precious, sweet, and kindest of all the signs.

Leo: The organizer, take charge person, when all hell is breaking loose, pray you have a Leo around to serve as glue to hold everything together. Quite paternal, and family oriented, a comedian, into having a good time, hosting parties, being the life of the party, cheering us up when we are down, offering fatherly advice whenever we need it, wonderfully dedicated to love, romance, and quite knowledgeable when it comes to sex.

Virgo: Virgo means truth, honesty, loyalty, commitment, dedication, morality, sensible, logical, activator, who serves as a role model for all 12 signs as to what the decent, loving, compassionate act would be. If a Virgo loves you, they will serve you unlike any other sign, and will be there for you no matter what. They fight to the end, never give up, never quit, never surrender, unless all options are used up. Truly the best and most honest of all workers.

Libra: The natural attorney, judge, para legal, and person who is so balance oriented, that they won't let anything or anyone get too far out of hand. A vision for justice, and unable to stand injustice, as they will do anything to serve as hero for those unable to defend themselves or take care of themselves. They make great friends, wonderful lovers, outstanding mates, husbands, wives, and overall family people. Great with children, and a great role model overall. They tend to take care of themselves a bit more than most, and usually know 'what the right thing to do,' is.

Scorpio: Needless to say, if these guys love you, they would literally die for you. The incredible martyr, and most compassionate and loyal of all 12 signs. If a Scorpio is on the team, then the team is solidified. The intensity here has no end. Depending what you are involved the dedication by Scorpio knows no bounds. The loyalty is precise, the honor exact, and the commitment quite obvious. Either brutally honest, or obvious in their actions as far as what they want. Cooperation level is high here when there is love.

Sagittarius: Humor is a foundation for happiness, and this sign can be quite funny, and actually offer humorous anecdotes right at the time we all need them. Always willing to go on a voyage or bring us with them on their adventures. Great in sports, highly competitive, a win win attitude, philosophical, warm, affectionate, passionate, and a team player. Attitude is what it is all about and this sign has a confidence that is bar none.

Capricorn: This sign may be the most honest, the most dedicated, the most hard working, the most committed, the funniest, and the most easy going of all. Once again, Capricorn serves as the 'glue,' to hold us all together. Whatever project, mission, journey, voyage, plan, or situation may occur, Capricorn always seem to offer a logical route for completion. You always get more for your money when they work for you, and the most honest days work of all. They can make great friends, parents, and family members, and also have a deep love for life, people, and God that is quite rare.

Aquarius: Perhaps the best role model when it comes to teaching or sharing knowledge that helps us all, they also make a wonderful, exciting friend, as long as they stick around, and are quite inventive and scientifically oriented, in case that is what we need. Accomplishment is the key word for the water bearer, and if there is a project you wish to succeed with, I hope there is an Aquarius on it to get it done. They do well in show business, because for actors, they can memorize easier, for directors, they are smarter as far as what the public wants to see, for producers, very organized in getting thing together and ready. IF we need or want answers, this sign usually knows what we want.

Pisces: Perhaps the most loving, tender, caring, compassionate, supportive and entertaining of all 12 signs, the fish will sing for us, dance for us, dream with us, and give us all the hugs we need in any given day. Maybe the most entertaining of all 12 signs, there is never a dull moment, and they are full of surprises no matter what happens. Great with family, children, holidays, organizing events, concerts, plays, theatre, and parties. Wonderful comedians, philosophers, full of wisdom, advice, and logic when it comes to needing such things.

That's my take on the bright side of all 12 Signs, for those of you too depressed after reading about the faults.

Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

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Faults and Flaws of the 12 Signs, So sorry, By Farley Malorrus

Faults and Flaws of the 12 Astrology Signs by Farley Malorrus

Sorry folks but here's the dope...Not true always, but it has been known to happen...

What's wrong with the 12 signs?
Aries: May be too self centered, act too much like a baby, be immature, unable to commit, too much energy, too pushy, and very aggressive. They tend to jump into things, wam bam, sex on a first date could be common, sort of like a freight train to hell at times, not always. Tend to day dream a lot. May be oversexed.

Taurus: Way to physical, in bed it's ok, but make a Taurus angry and they may punch you or worse. The jails are filled with bulls who lost their tempers. Too much focus on money, finance, way too stubborn, and immovable at times. Sometimes workaholic, if obsessed with money. Potential sex addict.

Gemini: They may Talk too much, think to much, act strange, have multiple personalities, flip flop, stretch the truth, act retarded, BE RETARDED, overly psychological, a bit flaky. Sometimes easy to get in bed.

Cancer: Way too sensitive to the boundaries of obnoxious. Pushy and acts tough, but isn't. Some have terrible tempers, or the need to control things emotionally. Too much focus on feelings. Tend to like food too much or overeat. Tough nut to crack romantically at times.

Leo: If they LIE, the biggest of all liars. Manipulative, charming, devilish, stubborn, a bit too rambunctious, controlling, over enthusiastic, and another big kid or baby. Tend to use recreational drugs or drink at times. Think they know it all, and think they are in control, also love to control. Sex addict.

Virgo: Way too picky, critical, detail oriented, and worrisome. Virgo worries more than all 12 signs put together. Too much the negative thinker, and power of the mind dictates why they get in trouble so much, they visualize it first. Digestive problems, never enough fiber or yogurt. Tend to be anal retentive, or constipated. Need to let loose more and experiment. Sometimes Workaholic. Sometimes too prudish or on the dark side, too kinky.

Libra: Often times pretty or handsome, and way to vain about it. Hard to count on for commitment. Too experimental with love, sex, and relationships. Can be promiscuous and prone to trouble in that area with pregnancy and STD's. May talk to much. Think they are a judge and jury. A charming liar when it comes to cheating or betrayal. May not be able to look you in the eyes if lying. Flaky. Sexually experimentative.

Scorpio: Very intense sign, and emotionally extreme. Can be totally happy or very depressed the next second. Need to control passion or sex addictions if they have one. Also sly, manipulative, and controlling in a very subtle manner. May have a rage outburst if pushed. Can be prone to violence if pushed too hard. Potential Nymphomania.

Sagittarius: Way too independent, and may not stay long wherever they go. The most nomadic of the signs, loves to travel, but most don't like it when they leave, without us. Can be very intense emotionally, and if looks could kill, they may have one. Tend to hold weight in hips, thighs, and buttocks. Need to watch alcohol intake, as sensitive liver. May be into flip flop or confusion at times. Potential sex addict.

Capricorn: If they drink, it may be pathetic, so hope they don't. Why do they settle for being over worked and under paid? I don't get it. The Martyr (Nixon and Elvis,) the victim, the bunt of jokes. They can be workaholics and career addicts. Do they really need friends? I hope so. Some are known to be hermits. Need to focus more on health, and have enough calcium for skin and bones. The most LUST of all signs is right here.

Aquarius: This is another sign that likes to talk, sometimes preach, and/or talk to much. They are smart, but may be a bit obnoxious with their wisdom. Another know it all, or control freak, who can be very subtle. Hot and cold emotionally, and sexually. All or nothing at times. Prone to break ups, accidents, unpredictable behavior, and bolting if upset. Hard to count on long term, but some last (Like my Mom). Flaky. The best and worst lover. You may need an appointment to make love to this one.

Pisces: Hopefully, they are not into drinking or taking drugs, or they may have a short life. Daydream more than any sign. Their own worst enemies. Known to get themselves in trouble without any help. May not think before they do things enough. Over emotional, prone to depression if no support, and may be obsessed with music, clubbing, and recreational drugs. Here today and gone tomorrow, the will of the wisp. Another potential Nymphomaniac.

Okay all, that's my take on the flaws and faults some of the 12 signs can offer.
No offense to anyone, and it WON'T BE TRUE IN ALL CASES,but when it is, you will be amazed!

Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

 

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MOON IN SCORPIO ADDS TENSION TO ALL By Farley Malorrus

Moon In Scorpio Adds Tension to ALL for 60 more hours.

By Farley Malorrus

The Scorpio Moon (The area of space the Moon is located for another day and half) is in stress aspect to Mars all night long (in Aquarius), then it will be in stress aspects to Mercury and Neptune in Aquarius, and Saturn in Leo mostly all day tomorrow and tomorrow night.
I pray nothing bad will happen, but with this aspect, and the end of the Moon Wobble, it could be troublesome. Hang on Stock Market! Beware Terrorists! When the Moon is in the dark sign of Scorpio, sometimes the pot boils over, and that which has been repressed bursts forth!

In truth, I won't be surprised if we get some major headlines today, (it's 4:30am in EST), meaning, anything from a new offensive, a bigger bomb going off, or the stock market freaking out.
Hopefully President Bush and Cheney won't get bashed too much today, but their poor horoscopes look just God Awful.
IF I were them, I'd stay in doors for 60 hours!

Well, I was born with this Moon, so I'm going to bed very late, and sleeping very late. Perhaps seeing "300" this weekend will be a good break for us all as we watch the Amazing Spartans hold off the Persian Hordes..
Now, that's another story.
NO, today is NOT a good day to get Married.
No, Today is NOT A GOOD day to buy a house.

No, Today is NOT a good day to propose marriage.
No, Today is not a good day to buy anything Huge..

No, today is not a good day to meet someone, unless you know them quite well already.
No, I wouldn't start any projects tomorrow unless you want them to explode in failure.

Today is a day to TAKE OFF.

Sleep Late, clean house, do laundry, clean clothes, avoid getting too inebriated, and the best thing to do today is meditate and pray!

I'm also hoping that someone major from Hollywood doesn't die today. So, let's just try to sail through the day with a minimum of problems, okay?
Yeah.
I'm not being negative, but the Moon in Scorpio tends to increase depression world wide by about 50% for the 72 hour pass. I am trying to show you guys how Astrology works. Just like I can predict a Champion, I can warn us all of a storm going on in the "Force," at the same time.
Fasten your seat belts!!!
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9 days left to end of Moon Wobble By Farley Malorrus

9 Days left to end of Moon Wobble....3/13/07, it's Over

Ana Nicole Smith has Died, Departed won Best Picture/Director, Dick Cheney almost dies, Dick Cheney gets blood clot in the leg, Bush may change his mind on the war,The Stock market has fallen over 500 points, and lots of disappointments, setbacks and surprises so far. Still, this months Moon Wobble is 28 days long, it will peak on 3/6, then 7 days later it's over.

Will the stock market continue to fall? Most likely it may keep falling until at least Tax Time, April 16, due to all the planetary aspects. Will it fall the last 9 days of the Wobble?  Anything is possible, and one thing is for sure, as far as stocks go, I'd be cautious. ON the other hand, Tax Free, Insured Municipal Bonds are soaring in value, fancy that! So, investing in governments at this time, might not be such a bad idea.

For me, I sail through these wobbles expecting a 10%to 15% success rate at all I try, meet, do, or ponder. I'm never surprised when the bubbles burst, or the stock market falls, or movies PAN, or some blood curdling violent shoot em up like the Departed wins an award. TO me, this is a time to heal, to ponder, to complete, to do maintenance, clean up your act, have closure, and be a better person. The world wears a veil, and 4 times a year, 28 days each time, when the Sun is at odds with the Moons nodes, the veil is lifted. Did you happen to see that awesome Lunar eclipse the other day by chance? That could have been the biggest bubble of all, but in 48 hours, if you are expecting a miracle, don't hold your breath.
A humorous part of this current Moon Wobble, is John McCain, 'sort of,' announced his candidacy for President on David Lettermen's show this last week. Will that be to his doom, not only because he is one of the few whom support this unwinnable war, but because he announced during the Wobble? I think there is a 90% chance YES, it will be his downfall. I'm thinking OBAMA, and HILLARY announced at the beginning of the Wobble, but John Edwards was way before. I give the nod to John Thompson, actor, and former Senator from Virginia, and John Edwards as two early dark horses to win their parties nominations, due to avoidance of activity during the Wobble. Time will tell and we shall see. I meanat least I got the Cardinals, sort of the Colts, and the Stock Market Crash, so at least using Astrology, some times I am right. One thing is for sure,the MIAMI HEAT will not repeat as NBA Champions, because with their star Dewayne Wade out with an injury during the current wobble, even with Pat Riley, their chances are now slim, even with Shaq.

So, that's my take on the current state of things, keep your head down, keep the faith, say your prayers, and in 9 days, the Sun/Moon will continue it's normal rotation sans Wobble.
Hold your breath for the stock market until tax Time, 4/16, and let's hope it doesn't fall a total of 1,000 points or God help us, even more. To all those who took my advice, and sold before the Wobble, KUDOS, you saved a fortune, and to those who lost their butts, you have my sympathy. Just watch your back side this next 45 days!

Farley Malorrus

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As Predicted By Farley Malorrus, STOCK MARKET CRASHES

STOCK MARKET CRASHES, As Predicted by Farley Malorrus 1/8/07

Dow Plunges 500 Then Gains Some Back

02/27/07 15:40 EST

NEW YORK (AP) - The Dow Jones industrial average fell more than 500 points today before gaining some of it back. The Dow dropped 546.02, or 4.3 percent, to 12,086.06 before recovering some ground. It was down 360.42, or 2.85 percent, at 12,271.84 with about a half hour of trading left.

This was my Post from January 8, 2007:

Stock Market remains Stable as Planets run Amok
By Farley Malorrus

Thankfully, the stock market didn't crash this morning, and there was no panic sell off. Still, we have at least 3 months to get through one of the tightest planetary shifts in a long time. The stress of Jupiter with Uranus, and Neptune opposite Saturn remains. A strange smell surfaced on the streets of Manhattan, New York this AM, and they still haven't figured out what it is. I'm not surprised at anything we may read in the news this week, or at the results of what they find out that smell to be. Hopefully, it will not be anything harmful. Leo still leads the pack as the sign under the most stress and February will be the biggest test of the year for them. Aquarius would be a close second of those people having the most responsibility at this time, and needed maintenance to certain areas of their lives. I was also hoping we could avoid a major flu epidemic, or worse a pandemic, hoping if people do get sick that they have enough sense to stay at home and not spread it.

You heard it 1st HERE, and On

the "X ZONE" Radio Show, when I was

 On as a guest...

By Farley Malorrus

If you were lucky enough to read my journal and/or listen to my segment when I was on "X Zone" radio, you now know my prediction of the STOCK MARKET CRASH, that I said would happen between Mid January and April, and unfortunately, TODAY IT HAPPENED.

At that time, I thought Google and other stocks would plummet from the Moon Wobble and other stressful Astrological Aspects. I don't often like to hear or see the market crash as it did today, but I'm not sure it's over. If you were a fan of this Blog or heard me on the radio, you were pre warned of this incident.

For those that do not believe in Astrology, this is yet again further proof that Astrology does work in predicting economic trends.
Sad to see it happen, but you read about it, or heard it first here.

Let's hope you stay away from the market during this unstable period.

Farley Malorrus

www.radioastrology.com

 

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Love Abounds and Knights Do win, A Poem By Farley Malorrus

LOVE ABOUNDS AND KNIGHTS DO WIN
By Farley Malorrus, Copyright 2007, Farley Malorrus

The early morning myst crept slowly pon the lake.
The sun will rise against the night I know it won't be fake.
And there I'll sit upon my horse, a guardian of the night.
To see the sky blue everywhere and bathe within the light.
For challenge is my envy, and quest my very soul,
TO see another day like this upon the grassy knoll.
My mind begins to wander and drift against the sky.
I feel dreary and confused and then I wonder why?
It's cause I'm only half of what I know that I could be.
There is but one amongst the mass who has the very key.
The starlet of my dreamscape, the dancer of the night.
The character I know so well even just out of sight.
I wallow through my stupor, and ponder more again.
That I would seek this very heart be her one best friend.
The Dragon lies ahead just now, the black heart I must best.
TO beat this beast and go beyond is the current test.
For I know that in the kingdom, just beyond the lake.
The lady that I dream of is waiting for the take.
Of what may ride into her heart should my mission win.
Of what may happen to her life and sue the Dragon's sin.
So, this be my very day, that I empower light.
The light of hope and God this day, to give me all my might.
TO slay the great Black Dragon, and win the heart of You.
TO be your knight forever more and that you have the clue.
That I have wandered near and far to seek this kingdom out.
That my sword and shield with me to bear the utmost clout.
For love is what I use today to slay the Dragon Bold.
The Love of dreams is what I take and something to behold.
To win the ladies heart I think is what I do today.
Free the land from pestilence and let the people pray.
That freedom rings out in the air and love abounds us all.
That Champion ride into town and really have a ball.
So, take this hymn unto your heart and see if it doth fit.
For now I slayed the Dragon and want to know if this is it.
For only once a lifetime, does a knight come riding in.
It's up to you to embrace him as your new best friend.
Choose wisely Love and dance around like the fairy friends.
For Love abounds and Knights do win, and that's how the story ends.

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Some Signs Just don't get along! By Farley Malorrus

Astrology Today...

Some Signs just Don't get along!

By Farley Malorrus

In drifting from the quest of one relationship to another, we often ponder the situation, will I get along with this Scorpio? Or is it that they are just too intense for all of us?
Truth be known, each sign has a Nemesis, or other sign that can be quite stressful. For example, let us look at the 12 signs and their nemesis:
Aries, Nemesis CANCER, sometimes CAPRICORN

Taurus, Nemesis AQUARIUS, sometimes LEO

Gemini, Nemesis VIRGO, sometimes Pisces

Cancer, Nemesis LIBRA, sometimes Aries.

Leo, Nemesis SCORPIO, sometimes Taurus

Virgo, Nemesis, SAGITARRIUS, Sometimes Gemini

Libra, Nemesis, CAPRICORN, Sometimes Cancer

Scorpio, Nemesis, AQUARIUS, Sometimes Leo

Sagittarius, Nemesis, PISCES, Sometimes Virgo

Capricorn, Nemesis, ARIES, Sometimes Libra

Aquarius, Nemesis, TAURUS, Sometimes Scorpio

and Pisces, Nemesis GEMINI, Sometimes Sagittarius

ON THE COMPATIBLITY SIDE, the BEST SIGNS FOR compatibility ARE:

Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius bond well. (The Fire Signs)

Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn bond well. (The Earth Signs)

Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius bond well. (The Air Signs)

Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces bond well. (The Water Signs)

In these turbulent times of relationship chaos, I hope this helps.
It gets complicated when you consider the entire horoscope, as in CHART, meaning comparing someone's Sun, Moon, Rising, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.

As you might guess, it becomes a mess, and hence why relationships are so challenging, because some parts of our charts flow well with another's chart, then there are those 'bad days,' when we feel the stress between us, because other elements in our horoscopes are in conflict with someone we love or are married to!

I hope this helps!

For more information, try my audio topic on:

COMPATIBLITY, MOON, VENUS, and MARS, which is FREE/By Donation at this Link: Click on the Red.

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Out of Karma? By Farley Malorrus

What Happens when you Run out of Karma?

By Farley Malorrus

What happens when you are human and you run out of Karma?
I believe there are several options when you have paid ALL or most of your karmic Debt. First, the definition of Karma in my honest opinion is anything on the Earth Plane that you obsess over beyond the Spirit of God and your connection to God.
So, whatever it is you want on the Earthly plane that is an obsession, desire, want, need, or goal, beyond God is Karma, or something you must pay for by being alive and suffering through it, as whatever you do want beyond God has a price.

Here are the options I have found when you reach a state of "Bodhisattva," or Karma Free:

1. You die. Mission accomplished, no need to be on Earth any longer, game over, your gone.

2. You teach, share, sacrifice, serve as role model, write, sing, dance, create something beautiful, watch, ponder, attempt to improve whatever it is you wish.

3. In relationships, sometimes being Karma free, or without obsession to have, or need love, sex, or relationships, it may mean you end up being alone, or adrift until that which time comes you are approached by a soul of similar nature void of obsession, filled with authentic Love, but not above the priority of Christ Consciousness or relationship to God. There are many extremely evolved, spiritual individuals who walk the Earth totally Karma Free, who have no need for lust, passion, love, sex, or relationship as they are so secure with their relationship to the God Self, or God that this relationship supersedes all others, and the bliss that comes from this relationship with the God Self dwarfs any you might have with another human.

4. THe fact is, if you have Karma, and if you are human, the chances are you have plenty, that Relationships for example are hard work, usually filled with love, but also filled with pain. Many people who have karma with themselves in relationships find themselves bouncing from one relationship to another trying to find their soul mates, or stuck in a terrible relationship filled with abuse, fighting, arguing, coldness, no sex, no love, no lust, and literally hanging in there because they feel they are supposed to, frightened to leave and be alone, or 'for the kids.' A truly evolved being, who is beyond obsession or fear of any of the preceding, would be able to absolve such relationship, or move on from it, to a higher place. I have found many extremely spiritual individuals totally alone, and secure with their aloneness.

5. When I was younger, I obsessed over many things: money, women, power, lust, sex, possession, passion, toys, food, games, and all kinds of things. At this point in my life, I find my level of pain concerning obsession of things I used to desire is gone. The reason for this is because I meditate and pray incessantly in order to refine my relationship with the Higher Self, the God Self, and God. My deeper meditations take me to a heavenly place, where I find everything on Earth nearly ludicrous, because what exists in this heavenly place, that I refer to as "God's Realm," or that place where the God Self resides is so blissful, it dwarfs anything blissful or imaginable on the Earth Plain. This is the place that is void of Karma. There is no want, wish, need, desire, obsession, or goal in this place. There is only Love, Authentic Love, God's Love, Peace, Calm, contentment, happiness, and freedom. I have found that in the last 15 years since I have been visiting this place, that the pain I used to have in dysfunctional relationships is gone, because I no longer have dysfunctional relationships. If a relationship is not spiritual, or if the person who wants to be with me is not in an evolved state, then it does not happen, because my soul is not at that state where I need to experience that kind of pain any longer. Obsession and Karma equal pain. Bodhisattva and Being Free of Karma equal bliss.

Never be sad that you are not married, not involved with a love partner, that you have no kids, no money, or no obsessions, because that is just an example of what it is like to be evolved. There are a few examples of evolved beings that are involved in love relationships or marriage, but the two individuals never lose their perspective of the priority of the God Self and their connection to the Christ Consciousness that lies within them.

In reflecting on my own lack of consistent relationship, I come to a point in my life realizing that when I was married or involved with most women in my life, there was a tremendous price I would have to pay to be with those women, but my relationships in the past 10 years have been much less painful because the obsession to be involved with those people is gone, and does not supersede my need to bond with the God Self and God.
I hope that helps some of you understand your Karma and why you suffer.

I did an audio topic that is about 25 minutes long that talks about "Karma, The Price," which you might find interesting. IT is FREE or by Donation, if you are generous, even $2 is nice to help pay for our server costs, if not, no biggie. The link is in Red below: Just click on it!

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Thank you so much for reading my journal and I hope this information helps you live a happier, more pain free life.
Sincerely,
Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

 

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I had a Funny Dream Last night, Vivid, By Farley Malorrus

The War is Over!

The War is Over!

By Farley Malorrus

I had a funny dream last night, so real, so vivid. I was stationed in Iraq as a soldier, a Sergeant I think. I started walking around Baghdad telling everyone the "War Was Over," and that we were pulling out. I couldn't believe the affect I had on all the soldiers as when I said this to everyone, they all started leaving Iraq!!!!

If only I had that kind of impact on the War?

Slowly but surely, peacefully, and consistently, ALL the Troops started to leave Iraq and board ships, planes, and trucks to leave. It was amazing, watching literally 1,000's of American and British soldiers leave. The dream was detailed, and intense, as slowly but surely all the American troops were finally GONE. I was sure they were gone, as I went all over the Whole country of Iraq looking for troops and could not find any. Instead, I found a stable Iraq, governing itself, with no insurgency whatsoever, peace, and no more War, including no more U.S. Troops, British Troops, Canadian Troops, and no more killing. It was so real to me, and for those familiar with the Tesla Purple Plate which I use as a dream generator when I sleep, the dream was quite real and vivid to the point that when I woke up, I did feel and totally believe that the war was in fact over, that we did vacate the country and that the country of Iraq was Okay when we left.

I like to share such things with people as it gives me hope that one day, "The War will be Over," and that as in Viet Nam, everything will be Okay in Iraq. I think is it American paranoia, and American propaganda that leads us to think differently, as in if we lost Viet Nam, that ALL OF SOUTHEAST Asia would fall, the Domino Theory, as it was called, NEVER HAPPENED.

Today, they lead us to believe we shall lose the Middle East and the war on terror if we leave Iraq, more paranoia, and American propaganda. If you check history you will see, that if we leave a country after we have done our business, that country usually ends up 'Okay,' as in Japan, Germany, Korea, and Viet Nam.

Just a thought, but I wanted to share this dream with you, as it bothers me we are still at war, and I am hopeful that one day soon, maybe it will end.
Have a great weekend everyone!

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POWER OF GOD RESTORED TO INDIVIDUAL, FREE AUDIO TOPIC BY FARLEY MALORRUS

POWER OF GOD, "Restored to the Individual,"

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Moon Wobble Means Change BY Farley Malorrus

Moon Wobble equals Change..How is it going for you?

(Not everyone in the World freak out during a Moon Wobble, but a WHOLE BUNCH experience disappointment and letdown during this 28 day period)
By Farley Malorrus

Britney Spears shaves her head, Tony Blair is going to pull out of Iraq, Donald Trump threatens to shave his head if he loses a wrestling match, and life goes on.

Lots of disappointment, letdown, setbacks, misfires, miscues, and appointments broken or changed during the Moon Wobble. How is it going for you? Standard for me. I know this too well how so many people are unstable, unpredictable, undependable, and just not there for you during this time. I wasn't surprised that some people going crazy now, (Ray Liotta getting arrested for DUI), and Britney shaving her head. This is a very trying time, and people are freaking out. For me, I roll with the punches. Whatever way folks are before the Wobble is one thing, then when they get wacked out and disappear on you during the Wobble that's life.

Sometimes, I think mixing karma with another person is so complicated. I'll give you an example; this guy meets this gal on the Internet, and falls for her. He finds out when she calls that she lives with her Ex, her daughter, her daughters boyfriend and 9 cats and dogs.

Can you imagine being shy and having enough difficulty getting along with ONE person, then dealing with meeting the whole family and zoo and getting along with the bunch. That's typical for Moon Wobble, things just aren't the way they seem, and when you see the truth, or reality, sometimes it's too much and freaks you out.

I learned never EVER to have any expectations, because this Moon Wobble happens 4 times a year for 28 days each time, and trust me, it can literally nuke all your hopes and dreams each time, not to mention relationships.

Ever hear of those people who get married during a Moon Wobble and want a divorce months later? It doesn't always turn out the way you want it too.

The Moon Wobble happens when the SUN is in stress aspect, either at a right angle to, opposite, or eclipsing what we call the Moon Nodes, or an  invisible area of space where the Moon's poles are pointing, North being NOrth Pole of the Moon, and South being the South Pole. It was analyzed and discovered by an Astrologer over 35 years ago, and has proven to be one of the most precise of Astrological phenomena, so if you want to prove how Astrology works to someone, try to use the Wobble. All kinds of weird stuff happens during this period, which take 21 days to build, peaks at exact aspect, and 7 days to leave. I've seen some pretty weird stuff. Falling in love, then poof, buying or investing in something, and then thinking, "what have I done?" Meeting new people you adore, then they are gone. Meeting someone new in a relationship that goes poof. Signing contracts, writing books, stories, movies, screen plays that never get finished, or that end up having too many complications to produce. I love to track the Wobble and explain it to my associates, as I don't like to be fooled anymore, and I'm not surprised. OH, I got married, the one time I did, during a Moon Wobble Peak, and let me tell you, every single day of the 2.5 year marriage was a challenge and when it ended, it was like a soap opera gone bad. That is when I got into Astrology, to understand such things. Buying cars, boats, and RV's that turn into lemons, or maintenance issues ongoing. Houses that creak, and have glitches that never seem to go away.

It's darned odd how that Wobble affects the World. I laugh when World Leaders like Tony Blair make huge decisions right during the Wobble. We shall see if Britain lives up to it's plan to pull out or not. We shall see.

Well, here I am by Lake Keeowee in South Carolina, as I chose to spend this Wobble in a calm, safe, uncomplicated environment with few humans to let me down.

I hope you are having a good time this week, but be aware that things will be a bit unstable for at least 3 more weeks.
Live in Peace.

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I'm very much into the Harry Potter series, enjoy! Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

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2 Hershey Bars has a LOT OF CAFFIENE by Farley Malorrus

Hershey Bars have a LOT OF CAFFIENE.
By Farley Malorrus

On two hershey bars, I drove 18 hours, and 1200 miles from Oklahoma City, to South Carolina. Holy Cow! I'm not even tired yet.
If you ever wondered how much caffiene is in Chocolate, let me tell you, TONS.

How many Highway Patrolman (Tennessee) does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE. They don't make mistakes. One mile over the speed limit in a ZERO TOLERANCE state.

Also, I am so Happy to be here in South Carolina by Lovely Lake Keeowee, and it gives me a chance to relax, rewind, think, and chill out, (literally, it's 19 degrees!)

My little finches, Tigger, Josey, and 10 Bears enjoyed the ride also, and they are fine and well.

More later on my blog. I'm exhausted and going to bed!

The Vision Quest was a success, now I'm ready to face this Moon Wobble!

Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

Further Tips on Traveling through America By Farley Malorrus

Travel BY Car, Truck, or RV through America, By Farley Malorrus

(Hey I'm in Oklahoma, and they were right, Oklahoma is OKAY!) LOL

1. While traveling through Arizona the speed limit is 75, don't go 1 mile over or ticket.

2. In South Texas, the speed limit is 90mph in some parts, if you go 1 mile per hour over you may end up in jail for a week!

3. There are Highway Patrol all over the place in Northern Arizona looking for idiots who think they can go over 75, trust me, they get them all.

4. The Highway Patrol in New Mexico is on "Siesta," and I didn't see a one in 360 miles.

5. When traveling through Texas, take the "Panhandle" at the top of the state, that way it's only about 176 miles and a slam dunk!

6. When traveling through Oklahoma, take the Panhandle in the upper left corner as it's only 40 or 50 miles, another slam dunk.

7. You don't want to mess with Oklahoma or Texas Highway Patrol as they are like the gestapo.

8. Suggestions if you get sleepy while driving:
a. Stick your head out the window at 75.

b. Stick your butt out the window at 75.

c. Eat Sunflower seeds, for some reason they keep you awake, and I don't know why?

d. Try no doze, but it doesn't work.

e. Coffee, star bucks, coke, and diet coke get old and soon the caffeine not only has no effect, but you crash from it..be warned.

f. 2000mg 6 year old Ginseng Extract times 2 bottles every 3 hours may pump you up.

g. Eat a sandwich while driving, chips, or popcorn, for some reason, eating keeps you awake.

h. If you get sleepy, and you start to doze off and lose control, for pity sake, PULL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP even on the shoulder.

i. Slap yourself in the face a few times, but try not to make a mark.

j. Play loud music.

k. Listen to ridiculous talk show hosts on radio 'nowhere.'

l. Listen to My Audio files!!! Great idea to keep you pumped the whole trip, and you can put them on your IPOD I believe or Mpeg player, Donation please? I think I need to crawl on my hands and knees and beg some of these folks for a donation. Can you imagine? Tons of folks listening the shows, but not to many paying customers. It's ok, I understand. Karma goes around.

m. Vent your negative emotions, Laugh, cry, scream.

n. Do aerobics while you drive, work it out.

o. Do pull ups with the steering wheel. Careful not to wear yourself out or pull a muscle.

p. Sing like you are Liberace.

q. Count bottles of beer on the wall.

r. Pretend everyone driving next to you is an Alien and check them out. Try not to get busted doing this, as folks may think you are weird.

s. Take your Vitamins! Take your B Vitamins. Keep a B12 dot handy, and for under the tongue.

t. Use Emergen C in some water (2 packets) if you have any.

w. Count your Blessings.

x. Pray to God/Jesus, or whomever you believe in.

y. Don't do anything stupid as in hitting a retarded Elk.

z. There is no rush, so pull over, get a hotel room and go to bed!

That's the Latest!

Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

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Tags: Travel, dozing, sleep driving, no Doze, Texas, Oklahoma, tripping

How to beat the Highway Patrol driving Across the USA By Farley Malorrus

How to beat The Highway Patrol when Speeding across America...

(I was just KIDDING, I was only KEEDING!)

By Farley Malorrus (Who me? I don't drive! Much...)

1. Find some speeding guy and follow him about a mile behind him, hoping the police will be in front and not sneak up behind you, which they usually do, Whoops!

2. Get a Radar detector from Radio Shack and hope you can figure out all the beeps, tweeks, tweeps, jeeks, and bells.

3. Attach the Radar detector to your forehead, as it won't stick to the window for long, bang boom, drop..

4. Have a sticker of the Highway Patrol, Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force, or all of the above on your back window and say "Semper Fidelis," when the officer walks up to you window.

5. Tell the officer you have irritable Bowel syndrome and you are trying to find a toilet, and that you may explode at any moment, that you usually makes them run.

6. Try to stay 5 to 10 miles over the speed limit as they don't usually ticket you unless you are in Texas.

7. When in the Southern States, speak with a Southern Accent, and talk about them grits you had for breakfast, how they were the best dang grits you ever et.

8. When in the Western States, be as kind, courteous, and agreeable as possible, except in California, in which case you are dead, ticketed.

9. Find out if he voted for Bush, and praise the President and the War.

10. Tell him you respect his job and what he does and that your foot got caught on the gas pedal, that you are deeply sorry about it, and that you promise to never ever use super glue on the pedal again.

11. Only try to outrun him if you love Nascar, have a V8, or turbo, use Jet fuel and you are slightly retarded, and have brain damage.

12. Throw yourself on the mercy of the court, and try crying if you are a good actor, (That may get you 2 tickets if he thinks you are some kind of nerd wimp ball.

13. Use 2 radar detectors in case the first one sucks, and pray you lower your speed before he detects you.

14. Throw the car over the nearest cliff and jump out just before it goes, just like James Dean.

15. Pay the stupid ticket and thank the COp very much.

More adventures with Farley Malorrus in his vision quest across America..currently in Albuquerque, New Mexico...

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Tags: Talking yourself out of a ticket, Avoiding a speeding ticket, Highway Patrol, Cops, Free Audio Files, Free Radio, Free Astrology Radio. Farley Malorrus

Fresh Air In Flagstaff, Elks on Highway 40!!! By Farley Malorrus

Glad to be in Flagstaff, Arizona, Indian land finally. Fresh air, 27 degrees, snowing, animals all over the place, watch out for the elk when you drive!!!

By Farley Malorrus, In Arizona!

What kind of Elk will wander in front of a speeding SUV or Semi, to be Squashed and due plenty of damage to the vehicle?
Easy.

1. A retarded Elk

2. An Elk who is trying to 'beat' you.

3. An Elk who is blind.

4. An Elk who is Lost.

5. An Elk who made a wrong turn.

6. An Elk who is suicidal.

7. An Elk who is old and wants to die.

8. A man in an elks outfit, (or 2 men)

9. An Elk who digested a psychedelic plant or mushroom.

10. A sick Elk, who is nauseated and dizzy.

11. An elk who's sick friends coaxed him to 'go towards the light!'

12. An Elk from another planet who never saw a Semi.

13. An Elk who didn't listen to his Mom and Dad when they told him, "stay away from the Road!"(The Rebel Elk)

14. An Elk who thinks he's tough enough and cool enough to outrun the light.

15. An Elk with Insomnia

16. An Elk who just woke up to Pee and couldn't see much, so went toward the light.

17. An Elk looking at the Sun during daylight, doesn't see the car.

18. A very young Elk who never saw the road or a car, or truck.

19. All of the above, some of the above.

20. An Elk who has had it with his wife.

21. An Elk who is frustrated and just quit his job.

22. An Elk who went on a quest like me, in the Southwest, and I believe he found it!

YES, There is Elk all over the country and on the roads, and it can be very dangerous, so drive safe when you see ALL the Elk Signs. We are not talking little deer here, we are talking HUGE 300 lb. Elk...It's almost like killiing a baby Moose. A MOOSE, now there's another story, in Vermont perhaps. LOL.

Oh, If you should happen to hit a Moose at high speed, you may not walk away from that accident, as they are HUGE and some weigh more than a horse! Much More. BOOM!

Just to let you know what I think when I drive/travel.
Funny eh?
LOL

Regards from the Road.

Flying Farley Malorrus (In my V8)

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Tags: Moose, Accident with Moose, travel, on the road, elk, killing elks, accidents with elks, humor, comedy, funny

Just in Case By Farley Malorrus

Just in Case..I hit the Road

By Farley Malorrus

Just In case I hit the road for my bi annual trek of these United States, it doesn't mean Los Angeles is going to be hit by a Tsunami, but nothing surprises me anymore. I mean look at that storm that just hit New Orleans. No, I'm not going to New Orleans. The truth is, the Apache in my soul needs to make a quest. It's always been that way, and sometimes I roam to the far corners of the World, like one year to South Africa, Mauritius, India, Shri Lanka, Panama, Rio de Janiero, and the Bermuda Triangle. It's just that I have Jupiter in Sagittarius, and Venus eclipsing Uranus in the 9th house of long distance travel, so I got this bug in me that says, GO, and when I feel it I go, so as of lately, as spirit drives me, which is typical, being a totally spirit driven man, that I'm kind of preparing for yet another quest, which may begin as soon as tomorrow. If there are no journal posts for a few days, then you know I flew the coup.

I need to travel the West and Southwest to suck up some Native American energies, so the Wind Spirit, the Earth Spirit and the Air spirit can aid the Water energy already abundant in me. Looks like Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas are obvious locations to pass, but we shall see.

In any event, when I'm on the road, I find a magnificent view once in awhile that is so breathtaking that I just need to stop for a while, set for a bit, and take it all in. I'd go to Sedona, as I'll be North of there in Flagstaff, but Sedona has gotten so commercial, I can't seem to breathe there anymore. I like virgin land untouched by man, and blessed by the Great Spirit. That's the kind of country that recharges me, gives me renewed vision, energy, and the will to move forward. This is actually the best way I can think of to begin the Moon Wobble, by jumping in the V8, SUV, and heading East, to the Apalachian Mountains where my spirit dwells.

The world may be headed for a crazy turn this next 30 days, so I figure I'll sit it out in the Apalachian Mountains for a while until whatever is happening blows over, and if nothing happens, then whatever?

California is a wonderful place with it's tons of people everywhere, but I like to live on the outskirts of things. I used to like to be in the middle of things, but I find that to be too static, too disruptive, and too confining. My spirit needs to fly, and be free of any distractions that may exist, so this is my chance to bust loose.

In any event, my bio rhythmns should be soaring in about a week, so I'm looking for some great new energy to enter my life, and I've been so full of energy lately, that it may be time to roam.
Thanks to everyone to takes the time to read my journal and if you found it by mistake or through a search, then that is very cool.

Keep the faith!

Farley Malorrus, www.radioastrology.com

310-415-9222

Tags: Farley Malorrus, On the Road, Moon Wobble